... and here seems a good place to do it, so please bear with me.
(background, age between 30 and 35. Came off the pill almost two years ago, but between giving a couple of months for cycle to kick in properly and the fact that husband works away a lot and at some very bad times the number of months we have been actively trying is probably half that)
In the last 6 months or so I have been pretty consistant and had 27 day cycles. Before that was a bit more variation and it fluctuated between 25 and 31 days at one point. But now it's steady. I get bloaty before and spot for 1-2 days before.
Today is fucking day thirty. Did a test this morning and nothing, not even a feint possibility of anything but none of my usual signs like spotting either. (I've been drinking peppermint tea for bloatyness anyway, as it made me quite uncomfortable, so that's not really been a thing anyway.)
I do have a twisty feeling, but at this point it could just be that I need to go to the loo!
I don't want to be late - that would feel like being 'almost' pregnant, as if I had just been able to hold off from having a period for a few more days I would be pregnant, though I know that doesn't make much sense.
I want to be either on on time, or pregnant with a positive test. Those are your two options body - pick one and get on with it!
Any tips on how to hold my ranty rage within?