Is anyone else suspicious that sex doesn't actually = pregnancy after all?

[NewEraNewMindset]

Seriously lol. I'm starting to think that sex has nothing to do with pregnancy at all.

I grew up thinking I could get pregnant just from looking at a man's willy, now I can have unprotected sex fifty times in my fertile window every month for the last 18 cycles and nothing doing at all.

I swear it's all a media spin, sex = pregnancy, errrm no it doesn't.

I'm starting to think that unprotected sex causing pregnancy is just a myth created by the condom industry to make more money!

I'm going to practice my bird call so that when the stalk is flying nearby I can put my order in. One baby please Mrs Stalk!

Oh yes, that makes sense actually. The companies behind contraception are all in on the deception just to make money out of us. The reality is that for pregnancy to occur it has to be a full moon and you have to have sex and time it to the millisecond otherwise the sperm gets lost and the egg disintegrates within three minutes. Our timing is always out seemingly

Had my coloscopy today and my cervix is perfect. So if I could also put an order in to the Stork please. Twin girls. Thank you.

Think its about 20% chance per month.

240% per year so odds are quite good.