Well good evening ladies, sorry I've not been reading/posting - been at work! Boo!
impatience Hope you've had a lovely weekend with your outlaws
And I love "The Hopeful Ovaries".
That's a second thread title there I tell thee! (Sorry, I'm a Yorkshire bird!)
orange The knicker checking is a pain isn't it? I know exactly how you feel, I'm becoming very slightly obsessed with cervical mucus consistency and cervix positioning at the moment, as it seems to satisfy my brains need to be pro-actively doing something. Anything! CM is white and sticky today of anyone wanted to know... No such thing as tmi when in the 2ww. Haha.
Beaver, how are holding up lovely lady?
Cd46 here for me. You know that thing I said about will power, and me finding enough to not test/but more tests? Well, I had 3 upstairs this morning, I tested this evening when I got home from work. Obviously a bfn. I'm only 8 dpo, 9 at the absolute most! Fed up with myself, what is about peeing on sticks that sets the crazy addiction off? I even tried to half convince myself that there were 2 lines - there clearly wasn't. 
The husband is distracting himself, he's no idea that I'm obsessing whilst waiting for af. The plan is to start taking my pill again if af turns up, I'm ok with this for now, I think. until af turns up when I'll turn into a sobbing hormonal broody crazy lady who starts staring at DH with sad puppy dog eyes.
Anyway, I hope you're all well, I may not be able to post tomorrow as it's a stupid early wake up call for me and by the time I get home I'll be fooked. :)