The May bus continues for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, stock up on more BastardSticks and just want to be upduffed by the green penis dragon!!

[KittyVonCatsington]

We needed a new thread already!!

Old thread is here

BFPs
Starbright24 BFP 27th April
LadyCottington BFP 2nd May
Lindamagoo BFP 3rd May
MelMC73, BFP 4th May
Nyancat BFP 7th May
Mrs Cat Not TTC, BFP 9th May, No 1, 2 and 3 upduffed by local ginger Tom, while MrsE wasnt looking and busy packing. EDD sometime in June.
MrsGingerbread BFP 12th May
EnglishGirlsReturned (Zwanger) BFP 12th May
ChaircatMiaow BFP 13th May
Brummiegirl15 BFP 13th May
toots123 BFP 15th May
toothachereturns, BFP 17th May
RetroHippy BFP 18th May

Patiently Waiting
xblueberry88xx, 25, TTC #1, bike13, BFP 15th May
MustBeDueSomeBetterFeet 36, TTC #2 bike1, BFP Due 19th May
Chocoroc,TTC#1, bike3, BFP due 20th May
NurseyJay 29, TTC #1, bike3, BFP due 20 May-ish
MrBsMrsB TTC#1 bike6 BFP due 20th May
Stepawayfromthezebras, 35, TTC #1, bike10, BFP due 20th May
theduchesse, TT#2 bike5 BFP due 21st May
*BearsinMotion, TTC#2, bike3, BFP due 22 May
Fleurlur, TTC # 1, bike1, BFP Due 22nd May
Madasacatter 24, TTC#2, bike2, BFP due 22nd May-ish
Totorosez, 26 TTC #1 bike#2 BFP due 23rd May
MrsExtraOrdinary,34, TTC #6 (DC2 with DH2), bike5, BFP due 24th May
rambini, 25, TTC #1, bike5, BFP due 24th May
Becter1985 28, TTC #1, bike2, BFP due 24th May
Flirty30s TTC #1 bike#3 BFP Due 25th May
Broodysnoopstie TTC #1, bike9, BFP due 25TH May
Gennibugs TTC#1, bike5, BFP due 26 May
warriorbot TTC #1, bike1, POAS due May 26
Victoria401, 34, ttc#1 bike18 bfp due 26-27th May
HKat, 37, TTC #2, bike4, BFP due 26th-28th May
Spinningirl10 TTC #3, bike8 (post mc) BFP 28th May
MissMrsMummy,TTC #1, bike7, BFP due 28th May
silverine 31, TTC # 3, (#1&2 MCs, no DCs) bike11, BFP due 30th May
Viperama TTC #1, 38, bike5 post Feb MC, BFP due May 30th
Twojacks, 36, TTC #2, bike6 BFP due 31st May
SurreyBunny 34, TTC #2 bike5 BFP 31st May
MrsVWSM28 TTC #1, bike#5, BFP Due ??

Joy riding while waiting for June
Fingercrossed36 Age 32 TTC #2 bike? BFP due 7th June
Bellaboo88, age 26, TTC#1 bike3, BFP 8th June
*NewlymrsB 26 ttc#1 bike5
MiniLop TTC#1, bike1, BFP June
TinyPawz, TTC#2, bike1 (clomid), BFP due June
KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1 bike6 (early mc cycle 3) BFP 7th June
Kurama, 26, TTC #1, bike 21ish, BFP due 12 June
ChandlersFarang, TTC#1, bike#3, BFP due 2-12 June (post-pill)
Serenitysutton, TTC #1, bike5, BFP due ?
Waffleyversatile, 37, TTC#1 , bike2, BFP due ?
Hanflan, 29, TTC #1, bike3, BFP due ?
PerpetualStudent, 27, TTC#1, bike2, BFP ?
Mistywillow17, 32 TTC #1, bike2, BFP ?
Owlie84, 30 TTC #1, bike 11, BFP due ?
Spotti, 23, TTC #1, bike6, BFP due ?

Need updates
Bangonthedoor TTC #2, bike5, BFP due 1st May
*Alizeeod TTC #1, bike?, BFP due 2nd May
Babblehag, 31 ,TTC #3, bike1 BFP due 3rd May
NottaLotta ,TTC #1, bike12, BFP due 5th May
Jo178, 38, TTC #2, bike4 (cp 8th April) BFP due 8th May
Lizs1985 TTC # 1, bike?, BFP 8th May
Groovyhatfeatherboa, 29, TTC #2, , bike6, BFP Due 9th May
Sammyj85,TTC#1 bike3, BFP due May 10th
tobiano - 35, TTC #4, bike1, BFP due 11th May
macmissy, 34, TTC #1, bike1, BFP due 12th May
climbergirlali TTC #1, bike#1, BFP due 16th May
Mrshjb, 26, TTC#1, bike4, BFP due mid May

Hope no-one minds I've just shifted myself on the list, my next af is due 31st May.

No problem jack will add you to the more up to date list just above

Linda you've totally cracked me up!!!i cannot believe that worked?! Aaaahahahaha!!!

Thanks Silverine for updating the stats!

In other news my hangover has reached critical gagging levels after opening a bag of porridge oats and finding it teeming with weevils!!! Urgh urgh urgh I can't stop intermittently gagging and itching... imaginary weevils all over my body... Argh!! Have run away from my house and am hiding in a shop until I can face going home. This thread is a fab distraction!!

Lol enjoying reading about "can you see my froth.com" haha.

Lol Chandler, I'm going too pee on other stuff over the next couple of days to see if they work too! Toothpaste and dandelions and anything else google tells me to

CANYOUSEEMYFROTH.COM SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST WEBSITE EVER!!!

Huge custardy congrats to you retro! For real this time!

The custard shag worked! [boak]

silverine - not the sunshine that's sent us nuts...that happened a long time ago (particularly with the whole penis dragon thing, although you can blame Poly for starting that )!

Can't remember who mentioned the bleach froth thing...but it's really cool that it's actually worked! Maybe a little weird to anyone outside of this bus to see a pot full of fizzy wee, but for us me still really cool!

Ewww at the weevils Chandlers. It seems they don't like gluten free flour or oats etc so maybe that could be an option for the future? (I'm not weird by the way - I don't test random things for bugs although I do get bored easily...hmm... just that when I found out I was gluten intolerant I started baking loads and kept checking my bags of flour expecting to find bugs but never seem to find any! I've had a bag of flour open for months now and not a single creepy crawly has even dared go near it :). Must be the wheat gluten that they feed on...)

Lol at the custard shag retro. Gross, really gross, but it has obviously worked so I suppose I should really be saying "yay for custard!" >so totally need some reference to Custard in the next thread title

So I just peek in to check on the lovely Penis Dragon crew and I see that Retro got frothy pee AND a bfp? That's bloody amazing news!!! Congratulations

Canyouseemyfroth.com totally sounds the new thing ...

Ooo congrats retro :)

What's this custard thing I seem to have missed?! Should I be involving it in my routine somehow??

Yay Congratulations Retro, so happy for you

Wow the bfps are really rolling in on the May bus!! I'm 5dpo....only another 5 days till I can poas

baulk < at custard shag.

spinning wait for meeee! Though I am only 2DPO. So I can't pee with you as I'll only be 7DPO I have done that before though!

I will poas on Sat if I haven't got loads of spotting already by then

I'd better order some ics as mine are only 20miu... rubbish!

Oops just realised Sat is way too early. Is 10DPO the earliest you can do it realistically?

In that case, it'll be Mon 26th (BFP due 28th)

Mademoiselle, I can't take credit for the frothy wee, that was all linda, though only because I've used all the bleach cleaning the house for moving...

The bfp however that's all mine!

Best bus ever.

And DH was slightly more impressed by the Superdrug test. 'Wow, that's like, really pink,'

Bless him

MissMrs, have patience. I didn't start POAS at 9dpo this month. Not al all

And the custard shag was due to an #ahem# yeast infection that put me out of action. Got my OPK and still wasn't over it. Girded the loins and did it anyway twice, and gave it to DH but it was all worth it!

We certainly devote ourselves to the cause round here...

congratulations retro

so pleased after last month for you.

to think it was a custardy shag that did it!

Aaaaah, bliss! I took a jog/power walk to the shops, did the shopping then sat for almost an hour outside in the sun by a lovely fountain, drinking a smoothie, listening to Bon Jovi (my faves!) and playing solitaire on my ipod, even checking on you lot a couple of times, and feeling really happy and content!! I even smiled at all the preggo ladies around rather than feeling all jeal. The sun does seem to have gone to my head as I'm feeling really positive right now ! Might be to do with being in my 'fertile window' but feeling really good about this month - must be all the BFPs on this bus: COME ON PENIS DRAGON!!

That sounds lovely silverine.
I do agree that the sun makes everything feel a bit better and more positive.

It was me that mentioned the bleach test ages ago, my pal done it after seeing it on YouTube Someone else posted a link to a site called negative pregnancy test (I think) that tells you about other handy things to pee on, toothpaste doesn't work, I just tried that, lol. God I'm sooooooooooo bored today

Missmrs I have poas before 10dpo, I'll see how long my willpower will last but I have a really busy week as we're moving in 9 days and I have 2 houses to sort out and clean!!

Just counted and realised I'm already 6dpo and cd20! This time last cycle I was already frantically symptom spotting as had loads from 5dpo! Headaches, heartburn, nausea, constipation... I have nothing, and I'm glad. Felt so ill in the 2ww last month I was so convinced I must be preg so was massively disappointed when I wasn't. End of the world. At least if I feel nothing it won't be so much of a blow! Hurrah for no symptoms as I can already begin to accept a bfn and then anything different will be all the better!

Congratulations Retro! Great news. Now hop on over to the penis dragon graduates bus!

FX the rest of you get your BFPs soon