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Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

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PolytheneGirl · 22/04/2014 13:53

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

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fancyacupoftea · 26/04/2014 08:38

What the fuuuuuck so much action!!

congrats tilly!! Another penis dragoner graduating - make sure you keep popping in!

mademoiselle I can't zoom or get a bigger pic on my phone so can't look for the line but my fingers are crossed that there is one!

retro if that test was a false positive then I will find that company and beat 'em up. I'm sure it's just more sensitive than the others. Have you kept your wee?

I'm sitting in bed with a full bladder wondering whether to test again. Af due today but don't 'feel' pg and bfn yesterday. Can't decide whether to waste a frer or IC.

MademoiselleG · 26/04/2014 08:38

(Do you like the anal data tracking on the stick?)

Tilly28 · 26/04/2014 08:41

MademoiselleG I can def see a line!!!! :-) congratulations!!!!

fancyacupoftea · 26/04/2014 08:42

Why are you tracking your anus?!

Lol.

fancyacupoftea · 26/04/2014 08:43

Again, can't zoom but I'm pretty sure I can see a faint line!!!

MademoiselleG · 26/04/2014 08:47

Hahaha fancy you crack (no pun intended) me up!! PEEEEEE NOW! Today us a good day Grin

Tilly28 · 26/04/2014 08:52

fancy def use a frer! I had a negative with an IC yesterday and a very clear positive with a frer today!!! :-) good luck!

gennibugs · 26/04/2014 08:54

Morning all

congratulations tilly!!! wonderful

mademoiselle I'm on the app do can't see pics but fx this is it for you

retro do not panic. my cousin had positives in poundshop tests for ages before she got one on a frer. IIRC she was a week overdue before frer showed. so just keep testing ok.

fancy go wee. I need something to distract me while I'm waiting at the dentist!

RetroHippy · 26/04/2014 08:57

Mademoiselle, I was about to comment on the fact you'd written on it already Grin

fancy, I have a jar of wee from this morning's -ve sat in the bathroom. Thinking I might have to nip to Tesos or Superdrug as they seem to have good reviews. I'll be gutted if it is a false positive and AF shows today. I don't even think it's chemical as the line is pretty clear (even DH concedes) and you'd think it would show up for a couple more days perhaps?

I'm already planning a guerrilla run to Wilkos to write on the rest of the stock! I do have another FRER but they're bloody expensive and I don't want to waste it even if they're shit

RetroHippy · 26/04/2014 09:00

genni, you are now also on my list of People I Fucking Love this morning. All of you are on the list obviously, but genni and linda are at the top.

That dream keeps coming back to me. It was horrible and I know why. These men were going through all my things and taking them away and I was totally helpless. I do tend to have strong dream imagery linked to ttc. Seems like this is another one.

Treaclepie19 · 26/04/2014 09:03

Congrats tilly!!!
mademoiselle, my frer was soo light you could barely see it but it darkened as the days went by :)
retro, I've replied on the A/N thread.

MademoiselleG · 26/04/2014 09:05

This is a picture posted on canyouseealine so you can all zoom in:
www.canyouseealine.com/view_home_pregnancy_test.php?testID=49271

I am soooooo not obsessive.

RetroHippy · 26/04/2014 09:05

I've put you on my List treacle!

Staying positive today.

MademoiselleG · 26/04/2014 09:05

Yes treacle I remember!

fancyacupoftea · 26/04/2014 09:07

I dreamt I was having sexytime with Zac Efron but before he was really really hot. Don't tell DH.

Speaking of DH, he said I should use an IC not frer so waiting for that to show me fuck all. Kept my wee in a Tupperware just in case though.

Definitely get yourself to tesco and pick up a test retro!

RetroHippy · 26/04/2014 09:07

I voted 'yes' mademoiselle. It's super faint, but it's there!

RetroHippy · 26/04/2014 09:10

Right, dragging my ass out of bed where I've been curled up in a miserable cocoon since 4am and going to Tescos.

You lot are amazing. Genuinely, I'd have been a mess today without you. Thank you.

fancyacupoftea · 26/04/2014 09:11

BBBFN

victoria401 · 26/04/2014 09:14

I'm out. Don't know if its worth joining the May bus as I'm now convinced we must be infertile. Will wait for dh's sperm results and see where we stand. If we are normal I may join the buses again. But for now I'm too depressed.

Good luck everyone

RetroHippy · 26/04/2014 09:15

Sad fancy. At least it was only an IC. Save your FRER for tomorrow when AF hasn't shown or stamp on it and throw it in the bin. Bastard sticks

RetroHippy · 26/04/2014 09:16

Oh victoria, I'm so sorry. You were so positive this month too. See what your DHs results are and then take it from there. Have you discussed next steps with anyone yet?

Treaclepie19 · 26/04/2014 09:17

That looks just like mine mademoiselle, congrats! :)

Treaclepie19 · 26/04/2014 09:17

Sorry to hear that victoria :( I hope they can give you some answers.

gennibugs · 26/04/2014 09:21

victoria I am really really sorry. take some time out if you need but remember we are here for you.

retro super drug ones are supposed to good so maybe try those

fancy was that with an ic?

I didn't bother testing, know AF is due as I'm fairly sure I had spotting in the night. keep wondering if I dreamt it though!

fancyacupoftea · 26/04/2014 09:22

Sorry victoria. I hate how that bitch can move so quickly. A cheery bus might not be what you want but when you feel ready to talk/shout/swear/try again we'll be here to help x