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Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March! Part two!

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Treaclepie19 · 15/03/2014 23:27

Another thread for a chatty bunch!!!
Think positive ladies! :)

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PolytheneGirl · 19/03/2014 19:25

Well I'm sitting here sipping on my grapefruit juice wetting myself watching DH doing his new exercise dvd. Apparently "if we're having another one," he'd "better get fit"! I think he's expecting it to come out running! Men!!

PolytheneGirl · 19/03/2014 19:26

Still got my fx for you Treacle Thanks

Treaclepie19 · 19/03/2014 19:27

Thanks ladies.
Crotch watch continues...

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EnglishGirlAbroad · 19/03/2014 19:30

I think our bodies need clear indicators of ov and impending doom (AF). A traffic light system of lights would do the trick!!

Treaclepie19 · 19/03/2014 19:35

That sounds good English

I'm so tempted not to use opk's next month... As i just worry that they are wrong.

Gah get lost spotting. Give me my bfp :(

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KittyVonCatsington · 19/03/2014 19:50

I hear you, Treacle. Bought two months supply last cycle thinking a few extra means I might test twice a day if need be. Well, I'm down to just two sticks and didn't test twice a day yet. What a waste! Also, the flashing smileys spurred DH and I to keep DTD from CD8 in case. At CD 22, it has lost its novelty. Yep. That's 13 days in a row (one day was stage fright due to beer) The sheer determination for another BFP keeps us going (and hey, sex isn't that bad Wink !!)

Treaclepie19 · 19/03/2014 20:17

Haha oh kitty
It sends us all crazy!!!

Can I ask you all a TMI question?
Periods - are they always the same for you?

I've always had heavy, dark red periods and the past few months theyve been lighter and pale pink/bright red. Just wondering why the change :s

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katecupoftea · 19/03/2014 20:21

Maybe it's diluted with all the leftover sperm that's stuck up there.

katecupoftea · 19/03/2014 20:21

Seriously, exactly how much 'goes up' there? Are we just carrying around a sack of old spunk?! This worries me.

katecupoftea · 19/03/2014 20:23

And even more seriously treacle have you changed what you've used or anything? Different brand or something?

KittyVonCatsington · 19/03/2014 20:37

kate-My DH is a Science teacher and his words when I asked, "yes, you'll be carrying around a sack of old sperm, but it won't affect the new sperm!"

PolytheneGirl · 19/03/2014 20:49

Shock seriously Polythene-spunk-bag! Hahaha

katecupoftea · 19/03/2014 20:54

So all this milky cm a few days after ov is just old jizz really isn't it?

KittyVonCatsington · 19/03/2014 20:59

But it's a SYMPTOM!

Treaclepie19 · 19/03/2014 21:09

Haha, maybe it is just mixed in with sperm then...
I had changed my diet quite a bit jan but have settled down since. Thats the only change. Oh and iron in my vitamins i spose.

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MrsExtraOrdinary · 19/03/2014 21:12

I thought iron just gives you black poo! Maybe that's why everyone's constipated! Confused I forget to drink and then I'm in trouble.

MissMrsMummy · 19/03/2014 21:14

Yay, some bfps! Congratulations!
Lol-ing at the sack of old spunk!

Treaclepie19 · 19/03/2014 21:29

Just worrying myself, thinking maybe my thyroid needs checking. Right, off to April bus I think. Good luck everyone! :)

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sazzlehopes · 19/03/2014 21:33

Treacle anything like that is worth an ask next time you're in the docs I reckon...
MrsE I used ic and they should up my bfp 4 days before AF was due! Then I found super drugs really good too.
And also I had cm - defo wet feeling after ov when I got my bfp-defo a symptom!!!!

JonesSchool · 19/03/2014 21:38

Sorry to all that AF has got!
Big congratulations to those with BFP's.

My periods have become lighter and pale pink sometimes!
My DH is also a science teacher and I just asked him if it's spunk mixed in and he seems to think so! Yuk, yuk!

I'm continuing with my hopefully miracle book and will let you know all the top tips! Currently doing the cod liver oil and both DH and I are on pregnecare.
The book mentions trying not to stress but really bad at that one, both my job and ttc are stressful things! Oh well deep breaths ( the book advises taking lots of these!)

Treaclepie19 · 19/03/2014 21:51

Yeah sazzle I will ask when I next go.

Jones, how odd. I thought it was just me! Maybe the sperm water it down and stop it clotting so much?

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RetroHippy · 19/03/2014 21:54

Who am I trying to kid? I can't leave you guys!

Kate, you crack me up sack of old spunk! Luffly.

katecupoftea · 19/03/2014 21:58

I gave my uterus a poke from the outside and it felt hard. Only 5dpo so is it a)constipation b)normally like that but i never normally poke it or c)SYMPTOM?

MrsExtraOrdinary · 19/03/2014 22:07

Kate it's defo SYMPTOM innit! Wink

Is earache a symptom? I'm going with yes as I have 2 ears that hurt like a fucker must be twins! Grin

MrsExtraOrdinary · 19/03/2014 22:10

I'm not so sure this pack of a million tests is such a good thing! I completely understand now why you all pee on sticks morning noon and night! I thought this little lot would last several months Blush my names MrsE and I'm addicted to peeing in cups!