Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March! Part two!

[Treaclepie19]

Another thread for a chatty bunch!!!
Think positive ladies! :)

I got all over excited and riled up after impatience's positive test and just peed on an opk, I'm so confused :(

Impatience , I can see a faint line too :). Good luck !

Zermatt, did you mean to pee on something? Cause I can see how you'd be confused if not

Did you get a positive OPK? SYMPTOM!! (No really, it is)

Right, I've got shitloads of stuff to do now I'm finally feeling a bit better and I've been sat on my arse for days, so I'm not allowed to obsess on here until this evening. If anyone sees me, I am to be banished and told not to return until 7pm.

Choccy, I hope the hangover isn't too bad today.

Yeah there was a faint line but not as dark as the control line.

I didn't go to the toilet intending to pee on one, but they are in the drawer next to the loo and one thing led to another and it just happened

Retro bless him, I think at the time of that remark his heinous crime had been to suggest we went out for dinner to see if it would help with my mood. I was a cow, it's true ha ha.

Nordic thankyou

Zermatt the drawer next to my loo contains my pee sticks also, which is why I've been going through them at such a rate

It's even worse as I'm so neurotic one won't do. If I'm gonna pee on a stick, I almost always pee on four. Two HPT and two OPK. Just to be sure one isn't faulty

Also the OPKs this morning are on the rise so hopefully yours rising is also a good sign!

Can I ask a quick question to whoever checks their cervix? Other than cm what changes should I be looking for around ov time?

Linda closed high and soft iirc.

BUT it doesn't really mean anything in all honesty. Everyone is different, and it can change/some people don't get this until quite late on so isn't realiable

High soft and open Linda, the magical combination :)

And does the change happen before ov or at ov? First time I've ever done this and it's high quite soft and open, cd12 today

Ooh impatience I can see a line!! How exciting and super early!

Lovin' the nip talk and the photo taking!!

I didn't go to the toilet intending to pee on one, but they are in the drawer next to the loo and one thing led to another and it just happened blush

hahaha Zermatt - I remember peeing on an OPK because I didn't have any HPT left. As I was doing it I was thinking, "You have officially become crazy!!"

However, it led to a very dark positive which in turn led to me posting on here about how confused I was about why I was ovulating when I was supposed to be due a period. This then led to me being told that a strong positive OPK can mean a BFP and so I ran to my local shop for a HPT and BINGO

I always class my OPK pee experience as when I first got my BFP

Sorry misread - didn't realise you meant around OV and thought you were asking if preg had occurred

That's ok impatience

Oh and another possible symptom - random throbby bits from 6 dpo

Ohhhh my days, looking good impatience!!!!

Now wishing i hadnt flushed my fmu away.
Symptoms - feel like af coming
Stroppy
In tears at work yesterday over nothing (i never cry at work)
Tired as always
Constipated

However, still feel im out.

See, when DD was on her way I had completely misunderstood basic biology my cycles and decided I couldn't possibly be pg. So I had no symptoms at all. Now, 10 days after DTD I have no symptoms. Which means I must be pg, right?!

Ahhhh I can see a faint little line there Impatience!! Yay!! Hope this is your sticky one!!

Linda - i think the changes happen in the days leading up to ov to allow the spermies in. Get shagging!!

Have you heard of the penis fertility festival in Japan?

I think I want to go

OMG Zermatt that's hilarious! Do you think we could get a package deal?

nothing to see here...

RETRO! You are meant to be busy! haha.

I had to just stop myself from POAS. I did a little jig between the bathroom and bedroom, couldn't decide whether to go and get a stick or not.

Resist! Resist!

Hahaha I'm doing the same. Going to curl up and watch OBEM later as I missed it yesterday.

I just made myself poached eggs on crumpets. They were runny (I forgot) but I figure I'm not pg yet so ate them anyway.

They were perfect, fresh, free-range, just the right consistency...

They tasted of cheese .

SYMPTOM!!! also, my back aches...

Zermatt I saw that festival on Karl Pilkington's programme last year and thought what a load of idiots they were... now I'm one of them! If there was a festival a bit more local, I'd be there!