Whoop whoop angelgabe! Don't feel bad about us lot - you've been trying 7 months, and wasn't sure you could be pregnant, so I think you've definitely earnt your bfp! Lol! Massive congrats to you. Wonderful timing as well just before Christmas! Here, have some cake! 
Sorry to hear about the witch turning up jellybellymoo. I know it sounds like a poor consolation prize but focus on having a properly merry Christmas with lots of mulled wine and pregnancy contraband - like brie and stilton, and having your bfp in the new year!
Sorry to hear about your BFN as well mummybare. But as you say, you're not out yet until AF arrives!
And I can't believe that woman was so rude to you loveyouthree! I think the 'August baby' thing is well over-stated. Yes there may be a small difference at first, as there probably will be a difference between kids just turned five and those nearly six, but I think after a year or two other factors become far more significant. I am near-enough an August baby (born July 30th) and did fine at school and have a masters degree. Yes, not everyone born in August will do well at school, but neither will those born in September, so it's all piffle really I think (love the word piffle)!
TMI ALERT!!! As for me, past two days on about 3 occasions have gone to the toilet and there has been some normal clear / creamy coloured discharge but with a small amount of pink / brown discharge in. Doesn't appear to be AF as wrong colour and no-where near heavy enough (not even really heavy enough to be spotting). What new hormonal torture is this!?! Also mummybare came home from work and found my internet cheapie tests as well. Did one about 5pm-ish (partly because they were there I think!) and another BFN... Now on CD36. Guess I'll just keep waiting for AF to turn up. 