The Friday POAS Party Thread

[VJONES1985]

All aboard the par-tay train. Don't forget to check in and tell us what you've brought to the party. I'll start!

VJones 9dpo on Friday, brought Fondant Fancies

I was going to test on Saturday but I love a good party! I'm bringing pizzas. (Hopefully won't be bringing AF, due same day).

findingme, 14 DPO

You ladies crack me up, can I help with the loo directions, coat taking and general handing out of food/drink?! Happy to partake in some cheer leading too

I did a big shop last night so have plenty of haribo, cocktail sausages, chips and dips, bubbly (for the BFNs) not that there will be any and virgin mojito's for the BFPs! I also stocked up on some HPTs so I'll bring them along too, plenty to go round!!

Oh, and I bought some cute containers (for the FMU of course), can hand them out on the door if needed

Vicky....cute containers....is this a new trend??? is there such a thing as a pee container....id like a pretty one....instead of a plastic cup :/

Hislommel I know it's redic!!!! Lol imagine if it was real and actually happened......DH's face seeing all these ladies coming through the door with their sticks/containers/party food queueing up for the bathroom!!! hahaha!! The visuals are Hillarious!! Haha!

Well I'm going to wait to see how many will be attending by tomorrow night then we all have to guess the amount of bfp's we think we will get at the party! Yay!!!! This is so fun! :)

Can I join you? 13 dpo. I will bring strawberry fizzy laces and some sausage rolls :-)

Cottonwool4brains 13 dpo

Now sat at my desk laughing silently, shoulders going up and down! Too funny

mama they are like a stylish form of the penis beaker, but obviously have a far more suitable function.......and a lid in case it needs to be transported (in the absence of pee sticks being available), for instance to the office.

There's pink (for those wanting a girl), blue (for those wanting a boy) and green (for those onto it's don't care).....all polka dots of course :)

Party Limerick:

There once was a bunch of mad ladies,
And they were all suffering from 'The Crazies'
They were jumping on d*cks,
Obsessively peeing on sticks,
In order to get their much wanted babies.

can I come?!! like writer I'll just be there to perve as I think it's too soon for me to poas, but I'll bring a bottle of pink fizz for all the BFPs and some soss rolls... ommnommnomm

virgin fizz of course. Oh and party hats! gotta have them. But no party poppers as we don't want any nasty shocks, might knock over our wee beakers!!!

Vicky I love that!!!! Those beakers sound amazing!! :) ill have a pink one and a green one.....and a polkadot one!!!! oh I can't decide!!!!!

Writer those lyrics are amazing....you should be a song writer!!!! we can all sing that on Friday!! Lol

Flymo....its never too early to test lol I'm testing very early at 8dpo....and I know it's gona be a bfn, but I still can't wait to test! lol given that I've no symptoms and that it's way too early to test at 8dpo, a bfn is pretty much a given....but hey ill just do what I usually do....turn it to the light to imagine there is a line...and convince myself that the evap is a bfp.....sure it wouldn't be right if I didn't do that.....again!!!

I was thinking of getting it printed on t-shirts and handing them out to the guests when they arrive, haha

I think mama you should put a sign on the inside of your bathroom door saying, "Don't forget to flush your wee." The last thing you want is people wandering around the house with cups of wee, putting them down and then other guests wondering why their orange squash tastes a bit funny...

Ha ha ha there's people staring at me on the tube because I can't stop laughing into my phone!!

Love the party limerick, t-shirts are a great idea - order them all in XL for bump room so all can continue wearing them throughout pregnancy!

Maybe we need sticky labels for the wee cups, name tags, to avoid any nasty orange squash moments I'll pop to the shop and get some on my way over on Friday

I will come up with a new limerick for those who who need an up-duffed t-shirt

That's a sensible idea about the name tags! Maybe we could keep the samples and use them to play a game? "Whose wee is this?" The guests can line up, assess the wee sample, its colour, clarity and odour and then guess who they think it belongs to?

The winner gets a prize of 2 top-quality CB Digi tests to either use themselves or donate to another if they have been lucky enough to get their BFP

Up-duffed limerick:

I used to be a lady who peed on a stick
But now I'm just being constantly sick.
I feel like shit....
...and my clothes don't fit,
Get this baby out, quick, quick, QUICK!

I'm ready to PARTY!!!!

I will be 10/11 dpo on Friday, so expecting a bfn, plus I've had no symptoms!

What else do we need for the party? I will go shopping tomorrow so if anyone wants anything, just let me know!

wow writer. that one's amazing!

Writer I'm selfishly glad that your off work at the min ;) it means you have time to feed my insanity....i love it!!! :)

Yay Mrsb! See you Friday! We will get you on to the vip list :) oh and I've had no symptoms either :/ not sure how I feel about that!! But the party will be so fun :) ooooh can you please bring toilet rolls.....theres gona be a lot of bathroom comings and goings so prob need to stock up on the loo roll....the biggest pack you can get.....thanks! :)

I'm not too sure it sums up what is supposed to be the wonderment and magic of pregnancy though, lol. I fear it may be a little negative

And some plastic fold up chairs?? Unless you have enough sofas mama to accommodate all your guests? If so, I'm very jealous of your house

You should start a Facebook Page about this - the party could go international

ok mama you might've just convinced me to poas, now I just need to get my hands on some sticks and some wee... pass the beaker!
loving the limericks, it's like a poas x-factor party!! new xmas number one???

Super soft loo roll for our over-did-the-deed fanjos

Hahaha!!!! Too funny ladies!!!!!

Writer it can't go international....i don't want to be identified.....im too crazy on here lol

flymo - your "pass the breaker" comment just made me wretch!

ha ha!! that was the intention jaykay. so funny, my whole office is unaware of the depravities being discussed at the poas party!! hisLommel's fanjo comment made me snort tea out of my nose... that's how mine's feeling today! broomstick-fanjo too early!!

Ok ladies.....as you are all more than aware....have little (zero) patience so my house is already decorated ready for the poas party on Friday with banners (loo roll), balloons, beakers (to pee in), sticks (for poas) and the bfp party bags have just been delivered also. No need for plastic chairs writer, mama's (virtual) house has plenty of room and luxury sofas for you all :)

I wish it was Friday already........