This thread is the one the Rat Smacketeers all become PSEPP and we are Brooking No Argument this is the case. Fact.

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Ladies this thread is the one, I can feel it in my water [although maybe that's the drugs ], here you go

Ooh poor mrmaybe, was the first one up there too? An appointment on Thursday? Yay!! Hope it's with the same lovely consultant, the knight in shining armour, who initiated Operation Find Sperm I know what he means on the public thing... I think hsg was the worst so far in terms of people looking at my lady bits, but expect iui will be another level. He'll get used to it, and will be great he'll know how you feel more!

solars you are doing so so well! You are Payong not to test early, though there are down sides either way I am pretty darned impatient. Brooking is still at top speed here for you.

boo I laughed at your story, sorry.... but so pleased all is good for you, and tell us how the kids are about it? Lovely you're still here, btw. I miss people once they graduate and am a little superstitious about stalking the grad thread.

Thanks, solars, mrkepp went off earlier this evening but mummykeep arrives Thursday! So happy she's coming. Another week till my bfp. Long LPs drag! maybe know you're with me here.

geek hope you're OK

face not long till the wedding/ttc now! How are things with you?

beedle twin, when are you due, maybe this weekend? Any interesting brooking symptoms. My sore boobies are continuing, mine was such a golden egg' just hope some swimmers made it!

Night, brookers

Brave, not Payong... wtf?

No, the one on Monday was an external scan, not naive at all Boo. Bum cam is to check to prostate. Dr wonderful thinks it is fine, it's just a standard scan he likes to do. I actually think MrMaybe is pleased he is getting a full MOT.

Keep Thursdays appointment is indeed with Dr Amazing. My Gynae gave me the number for the fertility nurse to call as soon as we had a diagnosis for MrM so that we could get the ball rolling straight away without having to wait for notes to be sent back and forth.

Totally know what you mean abut the long LP. But better a long one than a short one eh. How exciting about mummykeep. Have you got some exciting things planned for her stay?

Phew can go back to thinking about candy floss and fluffy things I am so pleased that you have all the direct numbers and can really get things moving sooner rather than later. Not sure I like the idea of a Dr who likes to give out bum cams though, I am sure if you google that, they are on 18+ websites goodo for Mr M getting a full MOT though.

Keep I also thought it was a Thai for brave you multi luguist you:) and don't worry I also laugh at my hormonal mental antics (after the fact)

The kids were fine with the news, Toddly boo just sort of looked at me funny then wondered off, I think he is a bit young yet and will be more interested when there is a proper wriggle bump to amaze at. Teen boo was brilliant, he looked really surprised, stared at my belly (it is quite big now) like he had never seen it before, said 'brilliant I can have a brother and a sister now' looked really crestfallen when we said 'well you could have 2 brothers too', then he had this look of 'OMG I know how you did that, sick sick parents', and went back to the tv.

PS Keep I would never leave to become a grad full time I would miss you all too much, I am just waiting for you all to join me :)

boo love the story of you telling the young boos, especially teenboo suddenly realising that his parents must have had sex :o

keep not sure exactly when the witch is due, probably the beginning of next week

Boo sorry I can not remember baby brain if I have congratulated you on such fabby scan news, and how nice that you hanging out with us all, although they do seem ok on the grad thread I am glad your news went down well with the boys at teenboo knowing what you have been doing lots

Maybe sorry MrM been having a hard time of it, men they can be so frustrating. Good look for the alternative use dildo cam tomorrow. MrS was all huffy that if we go for IVF at another clinic he may have to JIAJ again, bloody hell after what I have already been through and would have to go through again

Keep exciting news that you Beedle and Solars will be repeating triple whammy Friday. So what day is the day of choice ladies? Nudge, Nudge.

Solars you have done an amazing job, and who doesn't have a shouty moment on a normal cycle??? Hope you are ok my lovely, not long now. Are you tempted to PIAR before Thursday, just so you know of course and put us out of our misery too and for purely medicinal reasons?

Lovely to a see a slightly more curvaceous tock looking practically glowing

Well sorry I have been lurking for last few days as AF was due Fri and is still a no show. I PIAR this morning and of course BFN. It is obviously the treatment has messed up my cycle a bit. So I was just mentaling a bit that a miracle may have occurred. I really think I am just in a waiting game and the biatch will get me when I least expect it, as she does.

{{{hugs all around}}}

sweetie never give up hope

Oh bugger, netmumitis must be infectious!!!!

They are really really lovely on the grad thread, I would just miss you all too much. I am not sure teen boo will ever forgive us for doing 'that' at our age

Boo He may know what you've been up to, but dont you know what he has been up to? wasn't there a brief moment when you disturbed him, er, getting to know himself?! hahahaha

Promise I am cured of all netmum related illnesses!! I think I barfed them out this morning [henvy]

yay for puking sparks! So glad it's all going well.

35?! I guess to him you're 'just' a mum. Oh god, i forgot about that episode, how excruiciating on both parts. Bet he has his door closed all the time now

Ooooh, we have Halloween smileys [hgrin]

Sorry about the [henvy] Sparks. Glad all baby dust has vanished though.

Keep our local hospital is super organised, UCH are great, thoug their paperwork leaves a lot to be desired. On sure you and mummykeep will have a great time. How long is she here for?mDie DH get there safe and sound?

Boo you a far from over that hill. I love it when little ones ask how old you are. At the age of 27 I'm 'soooooooo old'

You poor thing Sweetie, it must be so frustrating not knowing what's going on. What will be your next step?

Hi all, just popping in to keep on brooking!

Sweetie this must be very frustrating. I am of course brooking that your relaxed month has resulted in pregnancy and it's just the silly tests not registering it yet.

Solars I am getting so excited for you! Not long til test day now - only two more sleeps!

Maybe, I hope MrM gets on OK today with bumcam. Hopefully Dr Wonderful will Find Sperm and get you preggo post haste.

Boo congrats again on good scan news!

Sparks hope you're doing OK. One of my line reports at work is preggo and has to keep working from home as she's so sick, poor thing. She's only about 8 weeks, so not much in front of you. Hope your work is being understanding while you feel poorly. Might be worth confiding in your boss if you need later starts or something.

Keep have fun with mummykeep and I'm looking forward to your confirmation of the obvious in a week or so.

Beedle are you lurking too?

Where's Imps? Are you still lurking? I miss your posts.

Anyone want a Minstrel? I seem to have bought a bumper bag as I felt a bit woozy this morning and decided chocolate would be the answer!

Keep this morning as I was hanging around the bathroom, mrsparks kindly reminded me that last week I was desperate for symptoms!! So Im officially not allowed to complain!!

Gen I'm not that sick (touch wood) I can't really tell my boss, because I'm currently going through redeployment and I dont want my annoucing it to make them less likely to hire me for something else, if that makes sense?

boo no eggs thanks, I'm totally off eggs!!! yuk!!!

sparks have you told anyone in RL yet? While i see mysparks' point, that's a bit tough! I wouldn't go with that, but with the 'i'm growing a person, what have you done today?'

gen how long till you sneeze that baby out now?

Ooh I use that one Keep it usually works :)

don't worry gen I'm still here, just been very busy preparing for mummybeedle and daddybeedle's visit. plus I've had some early morning blood tests this week "cd21". its very nice that I can go in and get them done from 7.15am so I'm not late for work but it does ruin my breakfast time posting [hgrin]

sweetie the comment about having to JIAJ again is the kind of thing MrBeedle would say,

Though I think it might be a bit early for me to confirm my obvious pregnancy on Friday but I'll do my best [hgrin]

sparks hope you're feeling better, though not so much better that all the symptoms disappear and you start worrying [hwink]

maybe hope MrMaybe survives his ordeal with the bumcam today - I guess he will be needing lots of sympathy tonight

Sweetie - curvacious is v flattering but not entirely accurate . So sorry about BFN but who knows where you're at. Keep dtd, because you just never know if a special egg has been brewing after the IVF... I've heard of this.

Maybe - you sound better today. Brooking MrM has a swift and painless cam-time.

Like Keep's response to MrSparks.

Boo - 35 is nothing! But I guess to a teenager it's ancient. Fortunately when my kids are teenagers DP and I will be far too old to be bothered about sex. One of the advantages of leaving family-making til your late 30s early 40s,

Brooking for you all - I do a little brooking dance every day for all of us.

xxx

Keep I have to be 100% honest and say that a part from that little comment this morning mrsparks has been an absolute dream, I've not done any house work since we've found out, he cooks and cleans, and irons, and takes me shopping, and the other day I really really fancied some orange juice (even if it is a bit early for cravings) and off he went to get me some.

I've told my DSis, but as a secret, because mrsparks didnt want anyone to know, but she's not long been through it (my nephew is about 7 months old) and she's got a very sensible head on her. plus we were planning a few things over the summer which is was going to book so I thought it was only fair.

Beedle how super frustrating but totes do what tock is suggesting and bonk just in case you're brewing the most almighty egg ever!!

I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to go back to lurker status for a bit as I'm really struggling with everything at the moment. Work is simply awful, my GP surgery is ignoring the request for the referral letter for my operation and I'm generally in a bit of a black place TTC-wise right now. I'm hoping that stepping away from the fred for a little while will help me to get a bit of perspective back and concentrate on getting my own head straight.

I will be checking in from time to time, so don't think you can go all netmumsy and smother the place in baby dust while I'm gone - I will know, you know!!

Runs in, grabs Geek/Shriek for a big {hug} dashes back off.

Oh Geek lovely, I'm so sorry you are feeling so low. I hope your GP surgery bucks their ideas up and gets you your referral. My work is also awful, to the point I'm leaving, so I totes know where you are coming from. We are all here brooking super hard x

Bumcam is over brookers. News is that there is only one missing tube. The other is blocked by a cyst that has been there from birth and will not cause any damage if left. Prostate is a ok. So we are back to Dr Wonderful tomorrow afternoon for the final verdict and plan of action.

oh Geek Im so sorry your feeling that way. take a break, try to be kind to yourself and in the mean time we'll be brooking super hard on your behalf.