BFP in 2012 Part 2 - step away from the COD and into this thread.

[WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid]

We filled the last one so I thought I would start no 2.

No I totally agree chimp, it's like you said something is only good or bad dependant on the tag we give it, a pregnancy for some is a nightmare, for us a the best thing in the world!
Winkle is that a real story!! Wow
Although that said I'm not sure I could cope with triplets
What part would you like in the film? A more comedy part or meloncoly? ( can't spell that) we do need a poas er I think as that's a big part and you have the monitor, definatly think this is a comedy role though

I want in the film too! I am the one with the pathological fear of the hurt of a bfn iron resolve not to poas until af is actually late.

Yeah swim! And me too!
Now not due till 22sep but knowing me I will be too scared to poas until about the 25th. So we could come in late on the finale!
You have all cheered me up with this chat

I dont want a melancholy part, I want a happy, funny part :)

Yes that's a true story! She's 9 weeks pregnant I think.

Winkle yours will be a very funny part then, with sticks falling into toilets, weeing on hands, and lots of winkling obviously!!!
Is the public ready for tinkeling though?!?
Running out of parts lol but I think it would be good that while people are in the cod they write msg's like we do and it shows that person sitting writing, some pretending to work in the office sinareo like resipsa in cubicles looking over shoulders, in the middle of the night upset etc etc
At the end maybe there can be a montage of all of you like a quick second shot of everyone involved late with bumps, + tests and baby's like x years later?
Do you all love how seriously I'm taking my new "film writing" career!?!?

Ha ha! An loving Tiggy Dick

Must confess I read it as Tuggy Dick tho !!

And resipsa I laughed at your head bang story too!! That's so me!! On another Fred I confessed to forgetting to lock the door on a virgin train and some girls opened the door whilst my troos were around my ankles and I was mid-pee - horrific!!

My first pregnancy was unexpected (and have DS who is 2 now) and I was arguing with my friend that since she moved into my house her hormones had OBVIOUSLY thrown my cycle out and it was clearly her fault I was so late etc then decided to do a test so I could tell my stupid body to stop playing tricks - and it was a BFP! I have never been so shocked in my life. DH was sitting in a room full of colleagues when I phoned to tell him and there was a lull in the conversation, so he didn't really say much and I started telling him off later for being such a bloke etc until he said crossly that I really should check who is in the room before dropping these bombshells!!

Dunno if that's worthy of a part in the movie??

kitty you've clearly missed a calling in life and should immediately ditch your job and move to Hollywood! Although, I can't read the word "montage" without thinking of Team America ("even Rocky had a montage....") :o

winkle that story is unbelievable, that poor woman must be reeling in shock! Very efficient though - 3 for the price of 1.....!

res ouch! There must be better ways to take your mind of things!

chimp thank you for the kind words. His parting shot was that karma would get me, so I have been carrying it round like a bit of curse :( I know you're all right, I do need to let it go as it's in the past now, and as you say 5 years of guilt and remorse is punishment enough. I will work on it I promise!

((Not to make light of your very good (and appreciated) advice, but I did have to smile a teeny bit to myself at the thought of explaining the cognitive psychology viewpoint to xDH....."no, no, what I did to you wasn't actually bad - you just thought it was bad" :)))

Fatas I was definatly going to use you and the train story lol
Kitten that last bit did make me laugh but at the same time if you asked him now if it was for the best now he could look back on it his answer might surprise you?!?
I know of others who even though they were the cheeted on party are way happier now, one was ditched the wk before their wedding!!!

Bad kitty!!

Kitten - There's something to be said for the benefit of hindsight!

Fatas - That happened to me too! Mortified just doesn't cover it!

Ha ha chimp - so glad its not just me but u know ever since then I have been so nervous peeing in public loos where i can't reach the door handle while I'm sitting on the loo!! I'm scarred for life!

Fatas I remember that post and the relief that it wasn't me (but could have been). Still mortified (and in pain) here. Thankfully I finish for the week (so until Tuesday - yay) in less than 30 mins...

Oh fatas you just reminded me I did that to some poor woman in a portaloo at V last weekend.....you should have seen my her face

kitty yes i think you're probably right. Some mutual friends are still in contact and by all accounts he is very happy now :)

Oh kitten I'm sure that's par for the course at festivals?! She probably wouldn't remember especially if she's bees on the beers!!

Hope your poor head recovers res!

Been! Not bees!!

I once had the loo opened on me by the smug bloke lawyer on the other side of a particular contentious litigation. doesn't even begin to cover it. That is not going in the film.

Either he was in the wrong loo or you were?!

It was the only one - boys, girls, disabled and nappy change

Winkle can definitely be the poas queen in the film. Can I add two comedy moments, my dh drinking out off the cup I wee in when testing opks and me falling flat on my face just before dtd. (oh the shame he was all guns blazing before I fell, when I got up things had drooped somewhat).

I think I remember you mentioning that in the other Fred when - it was you wasn't it! Hee hee! I love hearing these stories!!

Lol I loved that story when
Well I'm feeling very positive! Bleeding almost stoped, thread very uplifting today!!
I've spent a very productive day at work script writing looked after dd on own, made four batches of food for her and I'm knackered!!
Just call me super mum < flying through the air emotioncom>

Glad U are feeling positive kitty!
This film is getting out of hand
Anything to cheer us up!

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What's your superhero outfit look like?!

Do you have a magic superhero cat tail?!