Win a Camcorder in The Mumsnet Festive Name Change Competition

[OliviaMumsnet]

Oh yes, we are spoiling you.
So, even though the emoticons haven't got their hats yet, we know how much you like to get into the spirit of Christmas, so we're arranging a festive name change competition and the winner will win a fabbo Camcorder and a copy of Evan Almighty on DVD.

So, what do you need to do?

Post your Christmas name and your usual posting name so everyone can see how clever you are on this thread.

MNHQ will make a shortlist and there will then be a poll on which you can vote to determine the winner.

(who needs X Factor and Strictly, eh?!)

Good Luck!

Oooh, didn't mean to post twice - honest guv!

A very long-shot, but it's kept dh busy with a pen and paper all evening (which is always a good thing...)

Changed from Gubbin which the little girl next door used to call me and everyone found hilarious but it doesn't compete with some of these beauties! (fshock)

Doh! How do you do the brackets thing?!

Am liking QueensPeach

Sorry only just got it! Used to be Gubbin!

Here's my attempt.

It does annoy me that I can't punctuate it properly though.

Oh yes. I'm usually Ponka by the way.

Not too inventive I know but pregnancy has turned my brain cells to mush!

(becklespeckle)

HOw about this - normally 3sEnough (and mince pies are definitely less work than children!)

bookofchristmascarolsmum

normally bookwormmum or more recently bookofthedeadmum (didn't get around to dropping my Hallowe'en name .

This is my very first seasonal name-change, does it suit me? Normally FromGirders, btw.

too obvious? (from mybabysinthegarden)

I like Queenspeach too I have to confess (reluctantly 'cos I am so keen to win!)

ExDHetcetcetc.... the rest of us might as well go home now. Your name is ACE and I can't imagine any woman not sharing the sentiments behind it!!!!!

Lilo - thank you

Pleasure - anyone else think we've found our winner?!

Mwah mwah Lilo darling I love you.
Sadly I'm not sure everyone else is going to agree as there are some damn good alternatives on here.
But that camcorder would be lovely.....

NO, it has to be ME

WhenAChildisBored is inspired too. But just thinking, if my DH ever did anything which resulted in his becoming my exDH, I'd probably like nothing more than to roast his balls (whether the fire was open or not!)

I'm just wondering if the balls have to be attached at the point of roasting .

And will they need basting? .

ExDH gets my vote.

I don't think it matters. As long as it's painful. VERY painful

Mincepiedermama formerly known as Spidermama.

tis kidsrus if you haven't guessed!