I think I have a late contender for 'worst Christmas present from MIL'

[FrannyandZooey]

Delivered today - overnight special delivery - (which cost £22 to send)

a small tray of supermarket cheese and some chutney

use by date .......yesterday

i am bracing myself to write the thank you letter
wtf can i put????

Cheers for the cheese

er...

no franny I can't help you

"thank you for the very thoughtful....."

no

"thank you for the timely and ......"

no

"we were most surprised to receive your parcels today"

oh yes v good

"squeals were heard as we opened the package"

"how marvellous of you to work out that, as rather overweight cheese lovers, you could indulge our love of cheese without actually letting us eat any"

Never mind this out-of-date cheese, I want to hear more about the woundwash - that is a truely excellent gift...

Re the letter

Dear Mil

I was feeling pretty damn cheesed off and then your parcel arrived

My foot up your arse

Franny

oh and woundwash wtf

LOLOL at my foot up your arse.

This thread has made me feel so much better - in fact I think I need to go and search for the 60m of knicker elastic present from MIL thread .