Dh has just reminded me of the fun that was assembling the ELC climbing frame for the dses (his mum had saved up two years of Christmas and birthdays for the three of them).
Dh decided to do it after the boys were asleep (so we could see their happy surprise when they woke up and saw it) - so in the dark, which was a bit of a handicap. I assembled the ladder - indoors because I got pee'd off with dh cursing at me, the ELC, the climbing frame, the Fates and the world in general - whilst dh turned the air blue outside.
Apparently, if you connected it up logically, side one to side two, side two to side three, and so on, when you got to the joint between side six and side one, there was a gap of approximately 7 centimetres where the thing didn't meet up. At all.
At this point it was about 11pm and dh was losing the will to live. The instructions said nothing about this problem. Dh jumped up and down on the instructions. I came to ask what the problem was - dh jumped up and down on me!!
In the end, after about an hour of loosening some of the joints and adjusting it all (and using some words that I'd never heard before), he finally got it to join up.
He has never got over the trauma and still has a slight nervous twitch when we go past the ELC!!