which supermarkets sell that 5 bird roast thing??

[nappyaddict]

I know I've seen them somewhere but can't remember where and fancy trying one for new year's eve.

and they are not alive...

v true, rev. we like our veg to know who's boss from the outset.

for me, there is somethign too vaginal about a bird's cavity for me to want to stuff ever-smaller cousins in there.

Five different birds, each smaller than the other? A russian doll of meat. Yerk.
That is as bad as the chicken with extra drumsticks I saw in my home town. To stop the fight over them in a family of 4 I suppose.

"a russian doll of meat" LOLOL

NOOOOOOO, I don't believe you. Extra legs? We argue over the wings in this house. I might buy a bird with extra wings.

i don't know what turducken is
sounds like a cross of a turd and a duck? would not surprise me

oh and a hen! it's a turkey, duck and hen, right?

how fab that it has the word turd in it, though
really appetising

Blimey aitch.my turkey's cavity was huge.

Have you thought about a nip and tuck?

Yep they weren't joined on, so not a 4 legged bird, But Extra Just In Case.

Sooo gross, so radioactive looking. Still in my home town they probably embrace that sort of thing.

(and I kept thinking oh god that's only 4 less legs than a spider)

ROFL iota. i did think as i pressed send... mayb tmi?

Thank goodness for my 2 c sections!

LOL "4 legs less than a ..."

LOOFAH please though

Oh Loofah yes of course!
)wipes from memory other one..

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Why TF would anyone argue over wings?? That's just madness. They're more trouble than they're worth, you need a good big leg

Well, we don't argue as such, the rule is that I have both of them.

From aldi website "Frozen Three Bird Roast
Easy to carve joint of turkey, chicken and duck breast fillet, wrapped round a premium sage and onion stuffing or festive fruit stuffing. 1.5kg, £6.66 per kg
£9.99

Why???? Bones, skin and the teeny weeniest bit of meat but only if you're lucky!

I always remember Adrian Mole gettiing stuck with the wing because he couldn't ask for chicken tit or thigh and I couldn't see the problem. I like the wing.

crispy skin and a juicy bit of meat, it's delicious! There's no need for greed.

Right enough meat talk I must go stuff leftovers re-arrange the fridge or something.

Ours was goose, chicken and pheasant, only we had to lie and say the pheasant was a partridge.

Turducken is turkey, duck and chicken.