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please can I have the prize for the worst present recieve this year...........................

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psychohohohoho · 26/12/2008 10:52

a second hand bath-bag filled with NHS sanitary towels, courtesy of my mother.......she clearly think of me with joy.

yes, I know she is ill, but it is laugh or cry in this situation. and when you are sat with your FIL opening said present, you laugh.

and then come on MN to cry!

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themoon66 · 26/12/2008 23:50

It was a round box... like a miniture hat box. It said something about hats on it. Opened it.... inside... plastic moulded thing with empty squares where something should be.

so she has a box.

psychohohohoho · 26/12/2008 23:57

themoon66....I am not sure what to say.

I am sure that someting witty could be made out of said receiving of box, but for a child, an it containg something plastic that clearly meant to hold something, that is a pretty creppy pressie..............even if she could use it to store her treasures.

merry........my mum is actually mentally ill, so in some ways, we expect it (as opposed to many women with crap mums who still hope for them to change IYGWIM), but it doesn;t make it any easier.

and of course, if I complain to my aunt (who bought me up and therefore is the closest thing I actually have to a mum), she just shrugs and actually expects me to still think that she and my mother are wonderful.

and to give a teeny bit more insight.............my aunt helps to wrap the presents, so she in fact KNOWS what we get, and should, in theory, have some way of ensuring we do not get the crap.

seems tho that this year, I am deserving of NHS sanitary towels........

oh god, I am turning whiney.................NOT my intention,.....sorry

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themoon66 · 27/12/2008 00:03

psycho... I thought the NHS stopped doing their own sanitary towels approx 1987.

Are yours vintage or even antique and therefore of value in an historic sort of cash-in-the-attic type of way?

MerryFlippinChristmas · 27/12/2008 00:07

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psychohohohoho · 27/12/2008 00:07

@ them being antique and therefore of value.

altho, in dorset they seem to still make them as they are the same as the ones I was given straight after having the children each time

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psychohohohoho · 27/12/2008 00:11

merry... for the crappy pressies.....I (really do), know the feeling!

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MerryFlippinChristmas · 27/12/2008 00:11

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psychohohohoho · 27/12/2008 00:14

euwwwwwwwwwwwww at both suggestions.

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deste · 27/12/2008 20:50

My sister who is usually very generous bought a flask to give to my MIL. Now my MIL is not my favourite person but could not let my DH give it to her. I still dont know what she was thinking.

chloemegjess · 27/12/2008 21:35

Whats wrong with a flask?

reindeersnake · 27/12/2008 23:36

A tea towel with a hole in it from MIL.

I know she is very well meaning, so more bemused than offended. A family heirloom, perhaps? Or she wrapped it by accident and is at this very moment absent-mindedly drying the glasses with something rather expensive in cashmere?

psychohohohoho · 28/12/2008 10:12

deste........after what I ot, a flask would have been a wonderful gift

@ 2Or she wrapped it by accident and is at this very moment absent-mindedly drying the glasses with something rather expensive in cashmere?"

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yawningmonster · 28/12/2008 10:25

I got an IOU and um nope that was all.
Admittedly dh and I had agreed not to get bought presents this year as money is tight but I asked for a list of names he liked for the new baby and got above IOU. I booked him a weeks hunting block before the baby comes (arranged it with his work and everything)

psychohohohoho · 28/12/2008 11:18

an IOU.

yup, that is crappy, especially given what you have arranged for him!

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Flihgtattendant · 28/12/2008 11:25

Psycho...gawd that is a truly awful gift. Are you sure it was the right thing, I mean, could she have meant a different bag, or something, and someone picked up the wrong one to give you?

Also I heard the prize was a joint. Who has got it and can you pass it round a bit quicker please? Ta

By overweightnoverdrawn on Fri 26-Dec-08 11:52:58
I think you both win a joint first

By psychohohohoho on Fri 26-Dec-08 12:05:26
I am happy to share the 'prize'

fymandbean · 28/12/2008 11:37

I got an air freshener from my MIL I'm still debating on the wording for the thank you letter

Thank you for my air freshener, I'll be thinking of you when our house smells of poo.

I'm struggling...

Tillyscoutsmum · 28/12/2008 11:41

A 2 litre bottle of Robinsons Orange Squash ("but its a proper branded expensive one ..") from my Nan

psychohohohoho · 28/12/2008 11:43

fymandbean on Sun 28-Dec-08 11:37:06
I got an air freshener from my MIL I'm still debating on the wording for the thank you letter

Thank you for my air freshener, I'll be thinking of you when our house smells of poo.

I'm struggling...

flight......no idea as yet on the prize, altho sharing my mother would be a good start for me.

oh, and I am sure she did mean to give it to me....she said that she gave me useful stuff for xmas!

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lunamoon2 · 28/12/2008 12:23

pml
Christmas is great for bringing out the worst in people don't you think?

My dd was upset when mil asked her what she would like for Christmas and she said a certain music cd. Mil said I will buy you that as I am out shopping now.
Well when she gave her the present it was a.........old fashioned cardigan!!!!!!
dd was gobsmacked and very upset.

When fil opened one of his presents from us (a M&S dressing gown) he asked for the receipt so he could go and exchange it for something else, apparently my sil had bought him one too!!!!

My dd said to me how very rude.
Thing is I would never say that no matter how crap their present was.

Pruners · 28/12/2008 12:27

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gingernutlover · 28/12/2008 14:33

not as bad as these but

my MIL gave me a pack of size 18 nightshirts, i lost 3 stone about 18 months agao and am now a size 12 (she comments on how slim I am every time she sees me) obviously thinks I used to be a size 30

and from my nan a tescos vsalue range biscuit barrel selection pack rofl

wenceslasmyeducation · 28/12/2008 14:56

MIL got me some size 18 clothes. They're lovely, but I haven't been a size 18 since about 2004. I can't ask for the receipts as the chances of the shops doing a 24 size that does fit, are pretty slim. Unlike me. And I don't want to have to tell her that either. Last year I got some slippers that i didn't need. This year I needed slippers, and got none. Ho-hum.

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