I know DH is going to get me shite presents this Christmas! He just asked................

[MadameCastafiore]

if Latex and Silicone were the same thing (as I am allergic to Latex) - now I am thinking WTF has he gone and brought me this year!

And there is no silicone in beautiful leather handbags or sparkly diamond rings!

WIll I be getting a huge vibrator and a pair of hold ups???????????????? - He will be someone elses DH if I am, I can tell you!

I'm sorry but ROFL.

In seriousness at least he is:
a) bothering to buy you something
and
b) trying not to bring about an allergic reaction

cake tins? other kitchenalia probably!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Great at least he could be rodgering me with something that won't kill me!

the advert for is it rhydian from last yrs x factors album came in the tuther day and dh said ooo thats looks good - my heart sank for i know it will be coming my way

Oh bless you you want to swap for my Anti Allergy Dildo? (Promise I won't use it!) I quite liked Rhydian.

Lolololol you must come and post when you open your gift Madame!!!

I picked my own this year tbh.

Maybe he is getting you silicone bakeware?

Or boob implants! lol

Kinky Castafiore!

Rofl, at least he's kind enough to care. I can't wait to hear wait it is now!

Lets feckin hope so Latex Bakeware may just create a bit of a mess in the oven!

Boob implants - then I can look Jordanesque round the mammary area!

Bet it is something uber boring, some running paraphanalia!

At least ur getting something lol
My bloke said 'not getting anything for anyone this year...AFTER i had brought his.. tossa!
Cos he hadn't 'got the money' i let it go, then last night he was on ebay thinking about buying some part for his car that he doesn't need..headlamps or something, to top it off he whined that he didn't have the money to buy his kids (my 2 lovely stepkids) new PJ's so i didn't get my son the new school shirts he needs, brought pj's instead.. grrr fkin MEN!!
\Rant over... hope u enjoy ya pressie Happy xmas lol xxx

PMSL at this thread!

Actually same here, at least its made me smile lol

it is a vibrator, pound to a penny

I am hoping Father xmas brings me one too

Just did a searh of history on PC - last website he looked at was Bose!

Do they do vibrators that play music to you?

Bluesapphire - that is shit - how old are your kids?

made me lol too. hope its baking ware or it will be spice up gadget for both of you. merry xmas night.

Or......perhaps he is winding you up??

And has really purchased some amazing giftage for your stocking

Madame i have actually asked dh for one - i dont really desire one but its just to see if he would ever dare go in a shop and get such an item - baring in mind he always buys me mens sports clothes as hes too scared to go in a regular ladies shop its unlikely - i better start practising my grateful face!

bluesapphie, why are you referring to this twat as "muy bloke" when clearly you mean "My cocklodger"?

'Great at least he could be rodgering me with something that won't kill me!'

LOL!

Boob job was my immediate thought.

Spare a thought for the poor poster on another thread whose DH, when told that yes, he really did need to bother with a present, asked her what size she was because he had seen some underpants in Tesco.

Pmsfl
Don't know why am referring to him as 'my bloke' maybe i thought the other words i have to describe him wouldn't pass any site swear filter ...
His are 6 and 7 mine are 14 and 11 (started early lol) i don't begrudge them for one second..at all, when i started going out with him, the kids became 'our' children not one or the others'
Well, on my side of the fence anyway
Wee'ing myself laughing at ninedragons post tho
Makes it all seem worth it .. anyway, wasn't the only one, i was here when phonecall to MIL to explain 'no present this year' was met by a screaming fit and phone being held a mile from ear..she's done my job for me hehe