Looking at an Intimate massager on the net and i accidently left window open!

[muckypups]

I had too shoot out to watch DD in carol concert. Dh came home from work for a hour to mind smallest children and i rushed out like you do and totally forgot to close the comp down.
I know hes seen it as what i was looking at on Amazon has changed to something else.
I bet he thinks i sit at home all day looking a porn or something. Am so embarrassed!

It has probably revved him up no end.

he probably thinks it was a hint as to what you want for xmas

I bet he's out shopping already.
Hell, I see vibrators everywhere now.
Twas quite disconcerting talking to serious Muslim chap about Christmas light fuses in his cheapjack shop the other day, with a shelf of said items sporting all manner of probes and appendages directly behind him.

before you think im an awfull mum looking at such said stuff on the net with little ones running about, they are very discreet ones, no huge fallic symbols or anything. Anyway far to expensive for a little chrimbo pressie.They were advertised on the radio and i was just interested. Honestly!!!

www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=phillips+massager

Why would anyone think you were awful??
You go my love,
I wish they would just spit out waht they are instead of being all coy with ridiculous names like 'intimate massager' and pics of women massaging their shoulders.

That 'willy care kit' has put me right off my tea though.

Ah, it looks OK at a glance. If he went further down the page however..........

Have a look at LoveHoney - much cheaper, but there is NO hiding what you are looking it IYKWIM!

Oh that's nothing I had a plumber come to the house to give me a quote, not knowing he'd go in the bedroom there was a vibrator stood upright on my bedside table for all to see he was the cheapest but I couldn't have him back.

How funny Katie. Will have a quick look at Lovehoney as Dh just popped out for pizza

lovehoney is fab

I was shocked to hear "intimate massagers" being advertised on Classic FM.

never mind katie, it could have been worse, and seen a strap on lying about

...wait a sec. MadamAntlers - Classic FM??? You're kidding, right? Ewww. What sort of ad was it, and did it manage to cunningly tie in some classical music to make it fit in with the other ads better?

No. NO they didn't. It was brazen and I looked like this

Although I only heard it the once, and I am now beginnng to wonder if it was some sort of hallucination.