So today is my dad's birthday, and he's thrilled to bits because my mum has bought him an iPod Touch. Only problem is, I have already bought him an iPod Shuffle for Christmas and (ironically enough) didn't mention it to my mum because I thought she'd think it was a silly present for a 65 year old.
This means that now it's a week until Christmas and I have nothing for my dad, who is officially the Hardest Person In The World To Buy For. It also means I have to go back out there, to the shops, and given I have no shopping opportunity between now and Friday, any shopping must be done with all my children in tow.
I was just about holding everything together because I had the satisfaction of knowing the shopping was done.
I remember when 'surviving Christmas' meant 'surviving Christmas without cirrhosis of the liver'. Now it means a solid month of holding down two part time jobs while getting the right people to the right places at the right time, fed appropriately, dressed as angels and without too many iPods. How did this happen?
And what the f* can I get my dad?