My DP is lovely at Christmas (I've trained him well) but I'd like to nominate the following two men I know as the most un-christmassy husbands:
My grandpa (when he was still alive) asked my gran for some christmas wrapping paper - he told her it was to wrap her present with. She said, well how much do you need? he said 'Just enough to wrap a slipper box'
Even worse was last year my best pal was visiting her DPs house in early December and noticed something in a large carrier bag from John Lewis in his kitchen. She asked him what it was and he said 'It's a juicer. It's for your christmas actually. You might as well take it now'. And walked out of the kitchen munching his toast.
HOW UN-CHRISTMASSY IS THAT???