Got a particularly irksome one today. Highlights include (names removed to protect them, but God knows why I should)..
"Shortly thereafter, the next academic year began at University, and life sped up rather. I have assumed duties as the University Union Debating Society's "Wine Officer" (possible the most important role in the society, I can assure you!) and unnofficial phototgrapher whilst my brother as joined the fencing team and is improving in leaps and bounds, if you'll forgive the pun. Soon, I feel, he shall regain his former prowess as school captain"
And on it goes for two bloody pages! Had to check that it wasn't from Henry Conway!