let me tell you of my fuckwittedness.

[Tortington]

window cleaner calls for his money.

"wont be back until january now my wife is going to have the baby any day "

"oh lovley, wishing you all the best"...yadda

"i'll fix that drain pipe when i come next" says windowcleaner
"oh you are a love pot, thanks very much...what you doing over xmas?"

"dad is having chemo......

No you aren't.

Is there any way you can get hold of him?

Oh no! I would feel awful too.

Do you have a phone number for him? Call and ask him to drop by? Keep an eye out to see if he is doing anyone else's windows?

Oh. If you want to give him a christmas bonus, just call him up and tell him you forgot

i pboned him, he said it didn't matter...then he sent me a xmas card

Aw, bless him.

Do you know where he lives? Can you drop something round in a card?

Aw, poor man.

I'd drop something round to his in a card.

i have no idea where he lives. - will make a special effort to get him somethng fab in january!

Or get something for the baby.

ARE you sure she's going to have a baby and dad.... I'm going to stop here before I sound mean.

Starbear, yes you mean old hag. Still, more reason to buy a baby-related thing then

you got me!