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Mumsnet Christmas Cards: What would they be like?

34 replies

morningpaper · 28/10/2008 14:15

What about "The Little Lord Jesus No Crying He Makes" with a picture of Mary with Jesus in a sling

Nice and Smug

what other suggestions

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expatinscotland · 28/10/2008 14:17

you couldn't have Jesus in there!

i mean, how un-PC! what about all the atheists.

if you have to have Baby Jesus, he'd better be breastfeeding.

IAmNotHere · 28/10/2008 14:17

Meh-ry Christmas

RubyShivers · 28/10/2008 14:17

Mary weaving lentils in the stable

judging by the number of chicken keepers on MN, i think there should be some running around as well

morningpaper · 28/10/2008 14:18

What about Joseph running in saying "I've found the Birth Plan!" with Mary looking pissed off

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morningpaper · 28/10/2008 14:18

Rudolph wearing crocs

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ledodgy · 28/10/2008 14:19

'Arf the Herald Angel sing'

RubyShivers · 28/10/2008 14:20

rudolph in crocs

IAmNotHere · 28/10/2008 14:20

Deck the boards with rows and sorries, Fa la la la la....

Oh Come, All Ye Flouncers

Silent Night ('as bloody if' remix)

Sorry, I have morphed into the hymns for the mn Christmas service there.

morningpaper · 28/10/2008 14:22

Joseph with CSA form "this is rather awkward TBH"

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IAmNotHere · 28/10/2008 14:23

A picture of a snowman, with an organic carrot nose, Fair Trade knitted scarf and a hat woven from Buddhist lentils.

No coal for eyes - credit crunch.

morningpaper · 28/10/2008 14:23

"Baby led weaning" - hopefully parents gazing at highchaired infant with entire turkey on tray

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cherryliquormonster · 28/10/2008 14:32

deffo silent night- mary and joseph fighting over the ear protectors and baby jesus wailing in the background- caption is 'at least one of us is going to get a silent night'.....

cherryliquormonster · 28/10/2008 14:34

or- the kids asleep in their beds, father christmas creeping in and placing fruit shoots and greggs sausage rolls into the stockings.

WhereWolfTheWildThingsWere · 28/10/2008 14:36

A nativity with a wise man saying-

'JESUS? Ffs can't you call him Daniel or James or something, do you have to go the unusual names route?'

littlelapin · 28/10/2008 14:39

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WhereWolfTheWildThingsWere · 28/10/2008 14:39

Just a white card that bears the message-

'Aibu to think you should send me a card now?'

VinegArghhhWasStabbedInTheTits · 28/10/2008 14:40

Just after jeasus is born, mary joseph and the 3 qwise men all huddled round admiring him and the all mighty 'Cod' looking down at him from the sky

themildmanneredaxemurderer · 28/10/2008 14:42

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Tortington · 28/10/2008 14:43

santa stuck in chimney wearing 10/10 t-shirt

WhereWolfTheWildThingsWere · 28/10/2008 17:49

Another nativity, 'The Birth of the Son of God'.

A shepherd is nudging another and whispering-

'Another pfb eh?' (He would obviously have this-> face).

ohIdoliketobebesidethe · 28/10/2008 17:52

ROFL @ WWTWTW

cocoleBOO · 28/10/2008 17:55

Joseph sitting at the back of the stable writing out his Zombie Plan.

Notquitegrownup · 28/10/2008 17:56

Morning paper - lolol

Great thread. Now I really want a MN Christmas card!!

cocoleBOO · 28/10/2008 17:56

Joseph walking behind the donkey carrying a birthing ball.