Mumsnet Christmas Cards: What would they be like?

[morningpaper]

What about "The Little Lord Jesus No Crying He Makes" with a picture of Mary with Jesus in a sling

Nice and Smug

what other suggestions

you couldn't have Jesus in there!

i mean, how un-PC! what about all the atheists.

if you have to have Baby Jesus, he'd better be breastfeeding.

Meh-ry Christmas

Mary weaving lentils in the stable

judging by the number of chicken keepers on MN, i think there should be some running around as well

What about Joseph running in saying "I've found the Birth Plan!" with Mary looking pissed off

Rudolph wearing crocs

'Arf the Herald Angel sing'

rudolph in crocs

Deck the boards with rows and sorries, Fa la la la la....

Oh Come, All Ye Flouncers

Silent Night ('as bloody if' remix)

Sorry, I have morphed into the hymns for the mn Christmas service there.

Joseph with CSA form "this is rather awkward TBH"

A picture of a snowman, with an organic carrot nose, Fair Trade knitted scarf and a hat woven from Buddhist lentils.

No coal for eyes - credit crunch.

"Baby led weaning" - hopefully parents gazing at highchaired infant with entire turkey on tray

deffo silent night- mary and joseph fighting over the ear protectors and baby jesus wailing in the background- caption is 'at least one of us is going to get a silent night'.....

or- the kids asleep in their beds, father christmas creeping in and placing fruit shoots and greggs sausage rolls into the stockings.

A nativity with a wise man saying-

'JESUS? Ffs can't you call him Daniel or James or something, do you have to go the unusual names route?'

Just a white card that bears the message-

'Aibu to think you should send me a card now?'

Just after jeasus is born, mary joseph and the 3 qwise men all huddled round admiring him and the all mighty 'Cod' looking down at him from the sky

santa stuck in chimney wearing 10/10 t-shirt

Another nativity, 'The Birth of the Son of God'.

A shepherd is nudging another and whispering-

'Another pfb eh?' (He would obviously have this-> face).

ROFL @ WWTWTW

Joseph sitting at the back of the stable writing out his Zombie Plan.

Morning paper - lolol

Great thread. Now I really want a MN Christmas card!!

Joseph walking behind the donkey carrying a birthing ball.