Not to be all bah humbug, but what the bloody hell do I feed vegans at Christmas? It's not the actual Christmas day meal, it's a buffet for a post Xmas party. I feel like my nan in the 90s when me and my sister went veggie and she kept asking if we could have a pork pie/beef lasagne/sausage roll. Every time I think, "Ooh, that'll be good for the vegans!" I realise what I'm thinking of has dairy or egg in it. I know I shouldn't care as it's not for me, but I can't bear the pretend meat stuff. Or that my vegetarian mother, who thinks it's an abomination, will go on about it at length while gurning in disgust.
There are plenty of non-vegans presents, pescitarians & vegetarians as well as them types who think you haven't served food if there isn't a load of meat available. I'm doing a ham, will have green salad with serve yourself extras like sun dried tomatoes, coleslaw, pickled onions, avacado, tomatoes, mozzarella, boiled eggs etc. There will be smoked salmon, a cheese board, sausage rolls, crisps and dips, baguette & crackers.
I'm trying to cover all bases without it taking all the oven, hob and airfryer and my sanity to prep (been there, keen to avoid). Any ideas? Keep thinking pizza!...shit it's covered in cheese. Even desserts...cake, f#%k that's got eggs, butter and cream, ditto trifle, mince pies...CHOCOLATE! And then I think how annoying vegansim is and leave it for a bit. Then they cycle starts again.
I'm not a massive meat eater myself and love veggie dishes but don't want to cook a chilli or similar as it's too messy for a milling-around-with-a-paper-plate-party and too much prep. Aside from tortilla chips with guacamole and salsa and some nuts, what is there that's no cook/low prep for vegans?