’Glass baubles’ - half smashed when I reopened the box from last year
’Nibbles’ - sweaty little finger bowls housing minuscule foods. Must compliment delicious finger bowl spread & ooze gratitude.
’A festive walk’ - Not just any walk. Must include the word wholesome & festive numerous times with an Insta reel to boot.
’Dry turkey’ - Guzzling wine just to get the turkey down. Sloshed in record time.
‘It’s just a little something’ - £50 present from that overbearing person you try to keep a respectful distance from all year & feeling beholden to them forevermore 😭