We have a newish, youngish cat (she's just over a year old, was rescued as a stray 5 month old so has a touch of the wild about her, and has been with us for six weeks).
She is a classic teenage cat (very friendly, very confident, as I said; wild) - and isn't going outside yet (will do in a couple more weeks).
We usually have two Christmas trees, this year, we're limiting it to one (because: cat), and we're using our old fake tree as a test run.
How would you keep a young, climby, scratchy, bitey cat from scaling, scratching, and biting the (fake) tree?