Half the horrid angels sing...

[Dilbertian]

One of my dc had mild glue ear so was forever mis-hearing things, the others were just - little.

I always ask my dc what sort of birthday cake they want me to make. My turning-3 Christmas baby asked for "sweet cheese". Cheesecake? I made sense when I watched their nursery Nativity. The children sang "Happy Birthday Sweet Jesus".

What are your favourite mistakes that your children sang?

My DD sings this! Except she says "on that farm", like an Old Macdonald remix 🤣

I went to a carol service a few years ago with a then 39yo friend of mine. We carried on singing on the way home and I was very surprised when she sang about the Little Donkey with the dusty nose. When I explained that it was "road" not "nose" she had a bit of an "aaah!" moment

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It was some time ago we used to sing -
We three lads of Liverpool are
John in a taxi, Paul in a car
George on a scooter, tooting his hooter
Following Ringo Starr

My daughter told me that a child in her class had a shape name. When I probed deeper she said was Sphere. Was Sophia!