Christmas bargain prequel 2023 thread 2 - the one without a side order of chips

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Hope everyone is okay with me starting this new thread off. Thread 1 is at 992 so thought best get a new one up and running so we don't miss any bargains.

With thanks to @sideorderofchips for all your work keeping these prequel threads going. Hope everything is okay and you'll be joining us again soon to reclaim your fab threads.

The prequel threads are kept going through the year in the run up to @reastie taking over for the Christmas bargains threads late summer/autumn.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/714255454/realistic-human-ripped-out-eyeball-on-a?gaorder=mosttrelevant&gasearchhtype=all&gaviewwtype=gallery&gasearchhquery=ugly+ornaments&ref=sc_gallery-1-1&plkey=f35e8fc22689852a9018d58a7299064d23f1cfcf%3A714255454

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1080677606/christmas-shit?clickkey=94ff1d91e961fad48970fd5ab55e0dbc33064249%3A1080677606&clickksum=3a793882&gaorder=mosttrelevant&gasearchhtype=all&gaviewwtype=gallery&gasearchhquery=tacky+ornaments&ref=srgallery-2-12&cns=1

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Turkey-Christmas-Ornament-Bauble-Decoration/dp/B0BMLJHD72/ref=mpssa1112?keywords=Funny+Christmas+Decorations&qid=1690095308&sr=8-12

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Christmas-Ornament-Ornaments-Character-Decorations/dp/B0BKSQ1ZDC/ref=mpssa1113?keywords=Funny+Christmas+Decorations&qid=1690095308&sr=8-13

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Design-Toscano-Christmas-Ornament-Polyresin/dp/B004AB53PW/ref=ascdff_B004AB53PW/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=256424574898&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11064983490908101368&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006964&hvtargid=pla-385138998959&psc=1&th=1&psc=1

@justaweeone thank you so much for the suggestions but sadly they aren’t tacky enough. Think hideous ornaments for the side that have flashing lights and play high pitched Christmas music or a Christmas blanket that lights up and plays music and is made of awful squeaky felt fabric 🤣

😂
Is this hideous enough?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/SmashingDealsDirect-Christmas-Decoration-Novelty-Bathroom/dp/B07K34JR2D/ref=ascdff_B07K34JR2D/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=381514071318&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12588032703709954291&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006964&hvtargid=pla-821002330235&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=80546116529&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=381514071318&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12588032703709954291&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006964&hvtargid=pla-821002330235

@justaweeone we both have that already and it definitely wouldn’t win the competition, not hideous enough haha

Can anyone remember when Smiggle do a sale? Was it at the beginning of the year maybe. Was wondering about back to school stuff.

https://www.onbuy.com/gb/p/funny-3d-christmas-ballballs-christmas-tree-ornament-decor-diy-hanging~p80165013/?exta=gshp&extac=gshpfa

This is pretty awful

@PumpkinSpicedTea Smiggle have a ladder deal on right now, spend £75 get 20% off etc. Also have the giggle smiggle bundle for £30 which seems a good deal. I was going to buy one for dgd going into year 3 but she changed her mind to a hype one which was only £15 on m&m direct, hope its not huge though.

Oh and whoever it was that shared the £3.50 24 pack of crayola pastel markers thank you. They are perfect to pop in the ikea mala drawing case for Christmas, we aren't quite ready for Posca pens yet.

Oh my god @GrinAndVomit That is really something!!

Oh God @GrinAndVomit I can't unsee this now 😆

I think we have a winner 😂😂 ⚽️ 🏀

Anyone seen a bargain eye wash 😦

<regrets clicking on the link>

Perhaps you are finally the person to buy the infamous 12 days of Christmas Ebay monstrosity! It is still unsold all these years later 🤣

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401730194746?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=HpUXcKnJSKe&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=vccp56-2qjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

@GrinAndVomit that is absolutely hilariously vile and I am tempted to order it but it’s not very family friendly haha its brilliant though and I dread to think what adverts I’ll get now 🤣🤣

@Mrsfussypants1 thank you!

Glad to be of service

takes a bow

@ThreeRingCircus this is exactly the kind of thing I would buy, if only it fit my £50 limit.

I call it the classic tacky Christmas style x

It’s open to offers.

I bought the festive scrotum last year. And some festive boobs. And three crocheted festive willies.

DM has a games room. With a very naice tree. We/other family were round on Boxing Day, and she has a big party the following day for all her friends.

Aforementioned festive smut was smuggled in and hung on the tree, just before we left. And was first noticed, at the party, by a 74yr old well to do woman that DM goes on walking holidays with. But just the balls. I believe the new next door neighbours discovered the trio of willies.

I received one text message from her that day. "For FUCKS sake, child!". I'm 41.

@ThreeRingCircus I forgot about the 12 days of christmas and the menu. For some reason the advert and description makes me smile, I had an Aunt who used to craft (and gift) homemade items she'd spent weeks making that we all smiled and.said we loved. A bit of me wants to buy it for old times sake, DH would think I've lost the plot.

@ThreeRingCircus

Thank you for reminding me of this listing!

Not sure if anyone is in the market for a Tonie box but they’ve got 25% off the bundles atm, and it stacks with the nhs discount. Makes it the same price as last years Black Friday deal.

Seven Hundred Quid!? I see there are 190 people watching it on ebay! Barmy doesn't even cover it.

This thread keeps crashing my app. I feel like it's some kind of conspiracy to stop me Christmas shopping in July!

Deal of the day: Playmobil City Action 70141 Sea Rescue: Water Rescue with Dog, For ages 4+ https://amzn.eu/d/iZGb4HZ now £4.79. Bargain previously shared on here for £7 Mark originally about £17. Comes in a decent sized box too. Boat is inflatable, comes with boat, surfer a couple of characters and police dog. Great for older kids bath toy , just picked one up for 7yr old dgd.