How far in advance should i defrost a turkey crown?

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your poor dp's bolies

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh Ok, best go wrap some presents I think

So if it's just breast meat then why isn't it a turkey breast?

i dunno?
My excuse is that i am veggie

There are posh people out there who call it a crown for some very very obscure reason. Spose it's cos it's not a breast, it's two breasts and some ribs. I shall now refer to my upper torso as my crown and see what people think.

'I am thinking of having my crown liposuctioned, whaddya think?' would be an opener to the convo.

lol

LOL - but they would look to see if you were wearing a crown, to check whether or not it was flabby. Then they'd call the men in white coats.

See it just doesn't make sense. What next? Pork chop tiaras?

It's probably something that Mr Marks & spencer thought up to make you buy 'it's not just food its sex in a box, several orgasms and a day at the spa' food.

put in cold box in corridor tonite, will take 24hr + to defrost portion for 12 no mice to eat
garage too cold is -1 here at mo