I've got the chestnuts, I've got the open fire...

[HabbiChristmasToBu]

...and a hankering to cornily live out Christmas songs, but I don't see how you'd do it. Don't they just end up covered in soot?

I have chestnuts and an open fire, but am saving them for the next couple of days.

Our chestnut pan is pretty much just like a frying pan with holes in.