HELP - only the 10 most boring people we know have said they are coming to our Christmad party...

[spiketheirdrinks]

how shall we liven things up?

Have name changed, just in case.

Have you ever been to a pooing party? I don't think i'd like that.

Boco: Er, no. I actually got the idea out of a proleporn mag where someone was boasting about doing it to unpleasant flatmates.

(have been to a golden shower party but expect you don't want to hear about that either, and my advice to anyone going to such in future is: don't wear satin shoes.)

Wow! [naive face to camera]
Really?
Actually that sounds fascinating - seriously. So, how does it work? Is there a lot of sheeting about? Does everyone pee on everyone else, or do you tend to be either a pisser or a taker?

Hide under the bed, turn off all the lights and pretend you're not in.
Or answer the door in your pjs with a sick bowl in hand.

golden shower party. Surely any mopre than 3 people and the house would be wrecked

Madamez, I can tell, you would never go to a boring party..... Fizzzssssssssssssssss

sorry, was busy last night putting DTs to bed and preparing the icing for lax-cake.

LOL dullguest, am fairly sure I don't know you, but if you can get a sitter, come along, you'll be in good company

I honestly do like the people, they are just not good conversationalists and not very funny. They are lovely though - salt of the earth. So we will all sit around smiling brightly at each other and offering to collect each other's mail and bring around a casserole.

HairyIrene, am not a derbyshire local, so don't know 'wag', honestly.

Oh My fucking god !!! - can you imagine being the poor fecker who has to pull the paddling pool towards the front door and empty it on the lawn in the morning

with the postie watching............

LFC: trust me, there are people who would queue up for the privilege...

euuuuuuwww....... I can just see the attraction of being peed on, but being the person to empty out the dank,smelly urine is one step too far

Never again will I describe myself as a bit of a piss taker.

Um - was Christmad a typo or is that how you celebrate...?

(cos it would stop me coming )

alcohol

the stench, though

PMSL @ going to a party to get weed on? Why why why???

10 boring people? Why did you invite them at all??