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Christmas Faux Pas / Amusing Disasters

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LazySundayPlease · 24/12/2021 10:10

I thought it might be fun to share Christmas Faux Pas / Amusing Disasters (light hearted only!)

I'll go first! This was the one that made me think of the thread idea. We've lived in our current house for 2 years. There is a lovely old ish man who lives alone opposite who has made us really welcome. He bought the kids presents last year and some sweets for us and we hadn't got him anything (he delivered Xmas Eve!). To avoid this issue this year, I was very organised (and smug about it) and started thinking a couple of weeks ago about what to get. My husband tells me he's seen his rubbish bags out on bin day (no wheelie bins here) and they have a lot of real ale cans in. So, I order him a (big) box of real ales. Then, for good measure I also put some liqueur chocolates on the Tesco shop to go with the ale.

Earlier in the week, I stagger over there early evening in the dark (no street lights) with his goodies and announce that I've brought gifts as an 'early elf' (cringe). He looked soooo pleased. He takes the chocolates (all wrapped up) and then goes to pick up the crate of ale. I tell him to be careful as they are breakable and tell him it's a little 'tipple'. Reader, he tells me he is an alcoholic and hasn't drunk in years. It was his neighbours rubbish my husband saw! The poor guy was obviously uncomfortable and dithering by this point. I apologised profusely and politely asked if he'd like me to take them home with me which he did. I mentioned the rubbish bags and blamed my husband! (Last time I ask him for gift ideas!)

So, I staggered home mortified. I delivered a crate of beer to an alcoholic! Later today, I am taking over a Yule Log!

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LazySundayPlease · 24/12/2021 10:13

Actually I have one more to get us in the spirit of things!

My dad's mum was known for being difficult. The year my mum cooked a massive Turkey which we didn't realise was very off until carving at the table, she piped up with 'I'll get you a cookbook next Christmas!' We now all laugh about this but at the time, the silence in the air was palpable!

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Meatshake · 24/12/2021 10:23

Don't look at the action, look at the intention. It was a lovely thing to do! Although I will piss myself laughing if you take over the Yule log just to find out he's diabetic or something. Grin

LazySundayPlease · 24/12/2021 11:01

@Meatshake Oh god. I hadn't thought of that!! I'm going to be in a state of nervous anticipation until I deliver it now!

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