DP's version -
Homemade chilli cheese straws branches
Lasagne
Black Pudding, fried egg and fried bread
Christmas dinner with minimal vegetables
Christmas pudding, brandy butter and clotted cream
Mince pies with brandy butter and clotted cream
Ice cream
Biscuits
Pigs in blankets
Crackers and cheese
Pickles everywhere
Gammon for about three weeks
My all new, shiny, celiac friendly and inconveniently cows' milk/lactose free version -
GF charcuterie
Melon
Olives
Grilled artichokes
Grapes
Cherries
Goat/Ewes' cheese
Cherry tomatoes
Cucumber
Asparagus and boiled eggs
Smoked salmon/trout, lemon and dill potato salad
Smoked Mackerel salad
Chilli prawn salad
Christmas dinner with steamed carrots, swede, petits pois, parsnips, potatoes with fresh Rosemary, unfucked with sprouts, caraway red cabbage, GF sage and onion, redcurrant/mint/apple sauce, mustard, GF gravy
Mega fruit salad with guaranteed passionfruit
Little Moons
A small amount of gammon with HM Pease pudding & red cabbage with caraway.
As many wanky and overpriced juices as possible.
It all sounds so very bloody worthy. But it's better than the common thing these days of 'I fucking give up', having another GF/DF protein shake and sulking because there's bugger all in the house or local supermarkets that's edible beyond a bag of potatoes.