What can I get you? Inspire me with your favourite cocktail please

[PersonaNonGarter]

I am behind the lavishly stocked, glamorously festive, five star bar. I have cocktail instruments a-go-go.

What are you ordering?

A Quarantini please (honey vodka, vermouth and a twist of lemon).

Thank you very much indeed.

A Long Island iced tea please.

On a beach.
On a deck chair
In blazing hot sunshine
No kids

Is that possible?

No deck chair, but I have sorted you out for mini umbrellas.

Ooh, a French martini please...vodka, pineapple and raspberry chambord, shaken ‘til frothy. Cheers! 🥂

The classic Snowball with a glacier cherry please!

Mojito for me, please, or possibly a Dark 'n Stormy. Thanks!

A lemon top
Please top with egg white though! It really makes it.

Excellent choices, all.

Just a classic vodka martini, shaken not stirred with a twist of lemon please. It's been one of those days.

An espresso martini, thanks

I’ll have what @VillageFete’s having too please.

Pornstar martini please don’t forget the fizz on the side

Is it weird that I bloody love a cocktail? I don't really drink wine, am partial to the odd cider or G&T in summer but I love a cocktail where you can taste the alcohol.
Espresso martini, yes please.
Singapore sling!

Singapore Sling for me!

Gin
Cherry brandy
Lime juice
Crushed ice
Soda 🥤

Ooh, it's Christmas-ish. I'll have a snowball.

Apple martini por favour.

And some cheese and onion crisps

I would love a Moscow mule 🍸 cheers

A Negroni please
Equal parts Gin, Campari and sweet vermouth.
If you're being really posh with a slice of orange on the rim of the glass but I'm not too bothered if you leave that off!

Margarita please!

Caipirinha or Margarita please!

I'll have a White Lady please, I could do with one! Plus I cannot make one as I used the last of the cointreau the other night.

Does a port and lemon count? I love one at Christmas even though I’m under 80 !

Margarita thanks. Plenty of salt on the rim, please!

I like a Negroni. Or a whisky sour.

Oh we did some really nice ones last year...very festive...I’ll have to try to remember what they were!