Ideal vs reality
Breakfast - smoked salmon and scrambled eggs with bucks fizz (in reality, I will have this while the in-laws have bacon rolls and exclaim about fish with breakfast - I've never seen the like! It's been 24 years. I'll forgo the fizz and just have orange juice, as alcohol with breakfast will be a step too far for them).
Lunch - around 2pm
I'd love the starter to be baked figs with halloumi but that won't get make takers. Shellfish is also out, due to allergies so it is usually pate, melba toast and chutney.
Main - Turkey with all the trimmings (duck fast roasties, honey glazed parsnips and carrots, stuffing, pigs in blankets, sprouts with pancetta, peas, cranberry sauce and gravy ). Additional mashed potatoes for others (I don't like more than one potato product) and a small helping of braised red cabbage just for me. Ideally, I'd like to substitute the turkey for duck or goose one year but I've never been allowed.
Dessert - christmas pud for those who like it plus something else - probably chocolate orange cheesecake.
Supper - cheeseboard alongside a platter of christmas cake, stollen, turon, panforte, shortbread and gingerbread. We'll graze on this all evening. There's a bit of an international mix in the family so although the main part of christmas is traditionally British, we have a nod to the various cultures via the festive sweet treats.