So I’d prepared ahead and got a lovely relaxed plan for cooking Christmas dinner. DH said his FIL would get the turkey. Long conversation about getting a crown and I repeatedly and distinctly said I don’t want a crown as I hate them.
Three guesses what’s arrived this morning? Yep a boneless turkey crown.....
If you cook a turkey crown and it doesn’t end up dry and tasteless, how do you do it? (Although I’m not a fan of bacon in turkey either which seems to be the only answer I’ve found on google so perhaps I’ll just have too much mulled wine and think fuck it and lob it on the table all shrivelled up....
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