Please help me find a hideous bauble!

[annie987]

Each year my friend and I give each other a bauble that they have to hang on their tree for the festive season.
This year I want something truly hideous!
Has anyone seen anything that’s may fit the bill? I’m struggling.
Thanks

Festive poo? I think it's from etsy.

Omg these are all wonderful

How about a gin one, but where you've already drunk the gin?!

I am just going to leave this here: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/213633072/hairy-little-balls-decorative-ornament?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=hairy+little+ball&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1

Omg! @loudbatperson Nearly spat my tea out!

the chicken nugget is inspired BearBehind

is there a turkey twizzler, a tad more seasonal?

Soy sauce! wtf, love it! cortex10 total randomania

omg loudbatperson, you win - we can't unseen that ever

I would love to pass on the enormous purple abomination hanging on my tree where I can see it the least. Sadly, it was DS2(5)'s very determined nomination for the single item we buy for the tree each year.

And to be fair, it doesn't come close to a muff bauble. At least my tree doesn't have its own merkin yet.

There are only 2 sets of loudbatperson's hairyballs left OP.

You could win the game with your friend FOR EVER with those!

www.omgcards.co.uk/product/christmas/baubles/twat-christmas-rude-bauble/

I actually quite like these

www.google.co.uk/search?q=vaginament&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=imvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi69Ob6yo3fAhVvMOwKHbwRD_EQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=320&bih=454#imgrc=EA2vcqr58vnmfM

Me too Madame!

But it seems we do have a winner. Congrats LoudBatPerson

Oooh I have this one from paperchase

LoudBatPerson wins, although some of these really make me wonder about the designers. The diamonte diet coke can is quite special.

I have this monstrosity from MIL. After all, who doesn't want a glitter gun and holster on their tree!

Debenhams had some hideous ones, including a burger.

My ds made a hideous snowman head bauble (was suposed to be cute) he's 3/yo!
Covered plain bauble in white glittery fuzz and stuck on eyes and stickers in shape of mouth and a carrot sticker for nose!

Does it have to be bought? You could make one...

This one looks pretty startled.