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Zofllora cleaning gift sets!! Bargain outs at £17.99 for a Christmas Mir I got slap in the face!!! 😂

And I can't type!! 'A Christmas morning slap in the face' is what it is meant to say!

Dear god

I can't be the only person left in the country who has no idea what Zoflora is, or does?!



Nothing says Christmas like a load of noxious chemical products to remind you of all the cleaning you have to do! 🙄

When I was getting married my Gran gave me a silver polishing cloth as a 'present' so that I could do the cleaning once I was married. (DH2B was right next to me, and no cleaning cloth for him).

When I failed to fall over myself with gratitude I got told I had wedding nerves - no "fuck off with your cleaning gift" grumpiness more like .

(I didn't say that to my gran though)

I like Zoflora and have used it for years. I am not quite as keen on the basket. Also, Zoflora is incredibly cheap so I'd be expecting a mug from the Ming Dynasty for that price



It's beyond belief what people will buy!

I want to buy that for my sister!

The least they could have done is used seasonal scents.

Holy shitmas!!

Hahaha cloths£1 zoflora & in homebargains and b n m, the mug was posted on here somewhere a few weeks ago at £1.99.. they are having a shitting laugh

Hahaha! Whatever next?

I wonder if there is a companion gift set containing a toilet duck, some rubber gloves and a loo brush!

Why do people use zoflora?? Does it have any unique sp? I thought it was a weed killer 😳

Ive only ever used it on a carpet when my children had a sickness bug and diddnt make it to the toilet.now i use it in my outdoor bins x

Zoflora is highly perfumed concentrated disinfectant, it's meant to be diluted in water.

It has seen a surge of interest in recent years so instead of just a couple of floral-based fragrances they now bring out special editions! It is not meant to be mixed with other cleaning products either.

Other disinfectants are available, but possibly not in a gift-basket format.

One Christmas my dear? departed husband gave me chose all of my gifts from a give away catalogue - one plastic cd holder, a lurid many coloured plastic poncho, a micro fibre cleaning cloth and furniture polish!

Wtaf? If someone gave me this as a gift I'd make them drink it.

They’ll sell like hot cakes. Honestly, there is a Tribe of people who have just gone doolally over zoflora. It’s all these cleaning gurus on instagram. Their husbands will buy them these sets and they’ll post photos of them on Xmas morning with the caption “best hubby ever” 😂

I would buy one for my SIL 😂 honestly, a few months ago she was hunting all the the supermarkets for a certain Zoflora scent that had just came out.
She loves the stuff, she even has a dedicated cupboard full of Zoflora

If you wanted something extra to clean and Zoflorq, a seller on my Facebook page is selling these delights for £12 each........

Why does putting basic stuff in a basket and cellophane suddenly transform it into a gift?

@fleabagmonkey WTF are they???

Why does putting basic stuff in a basket and cellophane suddenly transform it into a gift?

Because some people are fools!