Making your own crackers? Want something very small to put in an Advent calendar? Just have a very juvenile sense of humour?
What do you give the woman who has everything? Penicillin.
How do you describe a rich elf? Welfy.
How long should an elf's legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground.
What did the dog get for Christmas? A mobile bone.
What did the little candle say to the big candle? I'm going out tonight!
Who beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? Tarzipan.