Crazy Christmas requests?

[Tigersteeth]

Anyone''s children come up with any corkers this year?
My 6yo is adamant that all she wants is "a proper wheelchair with a real seat belt that can go outside and you can sit in and push".
Pretty sure Father Christmas isn't going to be delivering that one!
Previously, my other child asked for a table and a ring binder with handwriting sheets...
Rock and roll!
Surely I can't be the only one getting these left-field requests?

Last yr, all that DD1, aged 7,asked for was a jack-in-the-box...with santa in it! Not as easy to track down as you'd think! She always invents things bcos, y know, the elves can make anything!?

My son asked for real treasure when he was 4. We spray painted some 1/2/5/10ps with gold paint and bought some gaudy gold chains from Poundland, fake pearl necklaces from charity shop. Plastic 'diamond' scatter crystals from home bargains. But he was disappointed he didn't get a real crown ☹️

White blutac

Ds has asked for one of those battery powered cars you can ride in. You know, the one's for 3 year olds.... he's 7! There's not a single battery powered car that he would physically fit in. And he keeps randomly coming out with comments like 'oh mum I'm so worried father christmas won't bring me my car. It'll make me SO sad on christmas and I'll just cry and cry'