But would be most miffed if he received nothing 
Age 60, late year birthday so already had this drama once recently (dc's school photo in a frame and new hat and gloves solved that one).
Doesn't drink. Doesn't like fancy/spicy food. Doesn't drive or play sports. Doesn't like cinema/theatre or those kind of events. Doesn't enjoy going out to eat.
Likes gardening and home improvements and the finances to buy everything he should need for those interests.
Help, basically!