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Help me not be a Christmas crazy

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tangerino · 08/12/2016 16:35

Aargh.

I love Christmas- all the planning, cooking etc- and I make a big effort planning everything. As my parents are too old and my sister lives in a small flat, I always end up hosting, which I am happy to do.

So, I've carefully planned my menu, done my online shopping etc. Then today I got an email from my flaky sister saying, "I'm going to cook some surprise stuff!!"

I really, really don't want her to do this. The one year she did, she took over the whole kitchen making a weird canape, used every pan etc, meaning that I had no space to cook the lunch. It was incredibly annoying. I've planned the menu, ordered everything carefully etc- I really don't want her just to turn up, use all my ingredients, fuck my kitchen up then swan off (can you tell there is some history here?)

However, I know I am being a complete control freak about it. It's nice that she's offering to do something but I just wish that either she'd offer to do something actually helpful eg peel potatoes, not something that's going to be an absolute PITA, and fuck up all my careful plans. But it's her Christmas too blah blah blah, why shouldn't she make something? But I just know how it will be and it will be a complete stress...gargh.

I need to chill the fuck out, I know. Both my sis and I are massive anxiety-heads, although in me it takes the form of meticulous planning while in her it takes the form of no planning, bursting into tears, drinking half a bottle of vodka then getting someone else to clear everything up. FFS.

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goose1964 · 08/12/2016 16:55

Can you ask her too make it at home and bring it with her ?

recklessgran · 08/12/2016 17:01

I would say thank you but ask her to cook her "surprise" stuff at home before she comes and bring it with her -asking her how much room you need to leave in the fridge for her?

HorseyHorseyTwat · 08/12/2016 17:04

You reply: "oh no you don't. No one gets in my kitchen when I'm cooking except me. Blood will be shed if you try it."

But I am entirely blatant about my Christmas craziness; people should know what they're dealing with.

HandbagCrazy · 08/12/2016 17:08

Text 'great, looking forward to seeing what you bring. Don't forget though that there'll be no room in my kitchen / fridge / oven because I'm cooking dinner'

I don't think you're being a control freak. DH does the cooking at Christmas and no one is allowed to mess with his plans / ingredients / utensils. Not even me, and I live here! Xmas Smile

tangerino · 08/12/2016 17:16

Thanks, all. Glad to hear I don't sound that crazy. I am quite control freaky and just want everyone to get out of the kitchen.

I will ask her to make her stuff at home. Might also ask her to share the surprise with me, so that we don't end up with loads of the same thing.

I just wish she would take the hint and not do it. But I don't feel I can tell her not to. Just leave me alone in my kitchen with my control freakery, sob.

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