do you scratch your arse on xmas day?ooh id love to scartch my arse on xmas day

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is that from Nigella or Nigel? (only I don't want to scratch "outside the box" as it were)

Delia does a good arse compote

no scratching involved (unless you wear glittery knitwear)

what about a good belch?

Picking your nose is good especially if you are posh enough to buy those festive napkins with holly on and stuff to wipe said pickings on to.

well done!

have you put a warning ad in the local paper for other drivers? hahahaahaahahahaahahahaha

was it your second go?

But who cares!!!!!

how much is a test?

I am thinking I will do about 27...

£48 quid nowadays. Plus lesson before and you pay for having teh car for 1 hour.

gulp

I had better pass first time then

fuck me, I had no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

off home now, in the lovely pissing down manchester rain

xx

Kin hell Northerner - I almost missed that!!

Well done you, and I am very and admiring of you
(does that mean you can drive me around to all themeet ups then? )

lol at speed with which festive arse scratching morphs into northerner's driving test

vision of cod's furrowed brow...

Cod knows I just want to tell the world

FMF - yes I can be your meetup chauffuer!!!!!

Yay Northener - well done you!

Did you have help from doc in the end?

(Cod can scratch her own arse!)

OVEX

damn it mousiemousie with your newfangled Ovex stuff - in my day it was vile pink Pripsin which made me throw up - would rather have kept the worms

Is there anything else anyone does before arse scratching upon waking in the morning?
Excepting fellows of course who fondle the front tackle first...

reach for my glasses to see if it's too early for arse scratching

Have I missed something what are youl lot on about? [festive bemused emoticon]

They're all mad but I love it! I scratch my arse every day of the year and ds2 has it down to a fine art. I even scratch in public, I just don't give a shit. (especially not while I'm scratching...)

Oh belching, I'm the queen of that too.

I'm sooo not a laydeee

Bloody italics didn't work again. Grrr.

Arse-scratching is a tradition on dh's side. I agreed to go along with it, touble is he wants to scratch as soon as we wake up but I think it's more socially acceptable to do so after lunch.

Plese advise.

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I'm with those who scratch wherever, whenever. If it itches - scratch it. Normally it's the bloody pants that end up where they shouldn't. If I've paid £6 for a pair of knickers, I'd say £4.50s worth ends up in my arse!

yulemoonfiend I remember the dreaded pink medicine from my childhood. The foulest tasting stuff ever, surely

Mousie! Want to start a support group? I swear i'm still traumatised. Cannot eat anything that colour pink or raspberry/strawberry milkshake without feeling nauseous tho it was almot 30 years ago!