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"When I say "melon" you must put a "Y" on the end of "year""

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BahHunkBug · 08/12/2006 23:37

DH wrote the card to his parents today.

I heard him say "Oh, bollocks, I've just put a "y" on the end of "year"!"

I looked. And yes, he'd written "Happy New Yeary"

Apparently it's because I made him write it in biro because he'd left his fountain pen at the office. He said it was like being hypnotised - he couldn't stop himself from writing the "y".

I had to hand him DS2 I was laughing so much

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 08/12/2006 23:38

ROFL!!!!!

Was he writing in the style of Jethro?

Original poster
BahHunkBug · 08/12/2006 23:38

No, Nobbo, I think

Am crying with laughter remembering it!

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edam · 09/12/2006 00:19

He wote an extra y because you gave him a biro? The male mind works in wondrous ways...

Original poster
BahHunkBug · 09/12/2006 00:32

Apparently so, Edam... [boggles]

ROFL!

OP posts:
PannintheChristmasPeaks · 09/12/2006 00:40

it's a chromosone thing....

heavenlyghosty · 09/12/2006 06:20

Obviously it is all YOUR fault Hinker

BudaBauble · 09/12/2006 06:40

Of course it would be your fault!

(Do you ever wonder how these men manage to hold down jobs???)

edam · 09/12/2006 08:46

Oh, of course, Pannin! Mystery solved, guys.

Twiglett · 09/12/2006 08:48

that's verrrry funny

I can just see it too

Its yer beady eyes Sneaky .. he shouldn't look you in the eyes...

NbgSparklyYellowFeathers · 09/12/2006 08:48

I love these little excuses.
Apparently dh cant hoover because looking down gives him headache

CantSleepWithSanta · 09/12/2006 08:53

Whaty any amusingy taley Hunkery .

eenysugarplumfairy · 09/12/2006 08:54

ROFL Yellow!!!!!

Miaou · 09/12/2006 09:09

lol hunker!!!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/12/2006 09:56

ROFL NBG!!!!

"DH1...Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around my eyes"

sockmonkey · 09/12/2006 09:59

that is genius... must use excuses like that when I don't want to write the cards and vac the house!

Stockingsofdinosaurs · 09/12/2006 11:29

That's how the current Gulf War started you know, they ran out of fountain pens at No 11 and Tony had to use a biro. It hypnotised him into writing 'yes there are weapons of mass destruction.'

surprise · 09/12/2006 21:04

My mum wrote a card for her very nice postman which read "to our cherry postmas"... somehow I think she'd had too much Christmas cheer

SpicymulledSheraz · 09/12/2006 22:02

I wrote in a report that instead of being 'locked out' they were 'licked out' - o and i are next to each other on the key board, and yes I had saved and posted it before I realised. Was so embarrassed when returned to me..

fizzbuzz · 10/12/2006 19:52

Once told a class to "sut up and shit down"(think about it...) Complete silence for about 2 minutes, then gales of hysterical laughter. Nothing got done that lesson....

SpicymulledSheraz · 10/12/2006 19:59

classic

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