Howwwwwevvvvver..you are very well off, don't like excess clutter, don't cook any more cos of 5;2 diet, well read but don't read often, don't go in for prosecco etc, have a botany degree and know EXACTLY what you like in the garden AND always buy me fabulous and extremely apt (not neccesarily costly) presents... ARGGGHHHHH help!! (already done the scarf thing- possibly twice )