Fellow Mner needs awful present for awful ILS any ideas?

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much appreciated

that would be good humphrey - her birthday is in june

plenty of time to build the anticipation then!

pmsl! any more???

solar calculators can be ever so useful though.

I just need to make buying their actual gift a little less painful ......

wormery

ant farm

full-scale plaster statue of David

Billy Big-mouth

edible knickers

I may regret asking this..
whats a billy big mouth???

composter

pet snake

large garish painting

matching Fair Isle knit sweaters

tickets to Deal or No Deal studio audience

large gyrating musical Santa

a bucket!

was just going to post about matching cardigans, but Greeny beat me to it.
roller skates.
duvet cover with naked bodies - or an apron in the same style?
stress balls.
juggling balls.
novelty tie.

erm..maybe not, but that holly looks like a safety issue to me!

A friend of mine cites the worst present ever as something her (then boyfriend) gave her...

An enormous, wall sized picture of the Kray twins looking up into the sky.

She protested no! not in my flat and made him take it away again. Then she married him and she got lumbered with it anyway

A pair of walkytalkies, maplins are doing a good deal, both of them sorted for £15! Bargain!

OMG! gonna have pelvic floor faliure in a minute!! pmsl!!!!!

lol at Kray twins!

how about a portapotty/chemical toilet, for them to take to folk festivals?

greeny you are on my christmas card list! not the opressie one though

a dodgy copy of Excel software.
some buns.

Some horrible Christmas china. She'll feel obligated to use it. (This could backfire she might love it)

give her back what she gave you last year!

a "she wee"
a plastic rain hat

How about a talking Vicky Pollard doll?

a waterproof mattress protector