What would secret Santa buy a 27 year old single man for a fiver?

[mancmum]

Been a LONG time since I had a 27 year old man to buy for!! I have drawn one in the Xmas draw and cannot think of anything to buy him? Anyone any bright suggestions?

THANKS!!

chocolate tits??

god help us

NOOOO

How about something from smuttygifts.com - its not as bad as it sounds... i've just bought my SIL some 'eves thongs' - they only cost 2 quid and are just a joke.... Thats if the guy has a sense of humour?

posh beer is good.

well go against the tide and buy somehting useful

i have lost count how many naff secret santas ive recieved

and candles

i hate fucken candles!

wouldnt you rather spend a fiver and know you are not wasting your money on somethng they will chuck in the bin???????????

a bottle of wine

loads of blokes like wine

lol at resigning to avoid secret santa
seems reasonable
but wouldn't it be nice to receive something that you didn't have to throw away almost immediately?

I used to buy nice(ish) photo frames
which you can pass onto someone else at least, unlike yer actual chocolate boobs
where does one buy chocolate boobs, anyhow?

thats my point harpsi

i would rather get a nice bottle of plonk than a chocolate nob of shitey chocolate (or friggin candles)

and the person who bought it sees me chucking it

thats my point harpsi

i would rather get a nice bottle of plonk than a chocolate nob of shitey chocolate (or friggin candles)

and the person who bought it sees me chucking it

did you eat the choc nob malory

bet it wasnt quite Lindt

bhs is brimming with choc nobs and tits

now I have a sense of humour, me. but as a general rules I am not amused by nipples tbh.
except my own, of course, which are flipping hilarious.

i just think the joke has worn a bit thin tbh with choc nobs and tits

(although i am pmsl as i type!)

xmas isnt xmas without a trip to bhs' Valley Of Tatt

mancmum - despite what has been said on here about nipples etc - Ann Summers do have some 'stress' boobs at the mo which are v funny (and useful too! lol).

I think they'd go down a treat with a 27 year old - and I agree that secret santa should be funny (that is if he is that way inclined....)

Oh just checked said boobs are £8 - bought some for my DH as a jokey pressie and I think he'll love em! lol

Have a look on here.... may be something... if not like others have said bound to get something in BHS or M&S gift areas...

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