What would YOU really like for Xmas?

[TeeCee]

DP asked me this morning and apart from one of two things I really couldn't think of anything.

How about you?

me too prettymum....... ooh id love some gonna stpo though cos they are just so expensive...

hope you get yours though..

im gonna get them!!! showed them to dp, he has no clue about these things, will probably end up getting the wrong ones!

a new body, young in-laws or anyone at all who can help me with the kids, kids that sleep all night, a job I enjoy where I earn more than £3 an hour, relatives nearby that are interested in seeing my kids, someone to give me a break.

and more money than living on £200 a week to pay for everything.

I would like somebody to look after me.

Trust me calif.... there would be only two hits!

Me hitting you and you hitting the floor! roflmao!

My husband to get a body like Daniel Craigs

I too would like a mulberry bag but at £600, Im more likely to get my boobs back!

hey mummycan can't you get someone to have teh children and book into a hotel and fullfill this?

Why not email you DP a link to this thread!

In laws or own relatives that a) liked kids b) had time and c) lived closer than a 3 hr drive or 4 hr train trek
A toddler who slept 11 hrs a night
To go back in time 3 yrs and to say DON'T GET PREGNANT

Dimpled Thighs - Don't think DH is up to it anymore

Maybe what I should really wish for is Heather Locklear's face and body in Dynasty (DH's favourite) - or maybe I should wish for Daniel Craig to fulfill my Christmas Present Fantasy ( or a non Gay John Barrowman - WHAT a waste!)

a nice coat, have been managing for 2 years without one and i'm bloody freezing. and a nice pair of boot that don't slip on flat surfaces(great fun while carrying ds in sling!)

would settle for a good book at this stage though (not that thats much more likely tbh)

pink tinsel if your in Glasgow you can have my size 4 and half black hobbs boots I bought many moons ago when pregnant with ds1 (and I actually had money to buy new + posh boots!!)

now its oxfam for me!

Sleep. A guaranteed 5h stretch every night would be so blissful.

See how modest my desires are? I don't even dream of requesting an 8h stretch!

thanks ssd but i'm in ireland and a huge size 7, the downside of being tall...... hideous big feet

Oooh I'd like to be whisked away to a posh hotel with a marvellous caring team of nursery nurses to look after the children while me and DH had lot of sex and read lots of books and the children were happy and jolly and did lovely educational activities all day and all meet up for delicious locally produced organic meals cooked by a professional chef

or a new perinuem

sadly it will be MIL and children in their PJs on our bed at 6.30, all wide-eyed with excitement

when do I retire

LOL at you lot.

Mrs Noah - Jo Malone - Don't think there's one I wouldn't wear tbh! I'd probably start with soem lime & basil, or the wild fig & cassis is nice, grapefruit, nectarine blossom & honey, pomegranate noir,vintage gardenia, orange blossom, french lime blossom, honeysuckle & jasmin,red roses,amber & lavander, you get where I'm coming from. I love Jo Malone!

Dp finally bought me the lime & basil shower gel 3 months late for my birthday and he uses it, in the week !!!

a new perinium! and pmsl, I didn't see that one coming in my jo malone hazy mist!

a tummy tuck and a boob job.....

got the boob job, now for the tummy tuck! isn't covered by health insurance so will have to keep dreaming.

Teecee, mm I agree they are delicious. Dh introduced me to it. He buys me one then uses it himself. Very in touch with his feminine side.

oooh morningpaper - like your first idea

also I would like a new downstairs loo, a new hob, our bedroom done with exactly what I want rather than making do with what we can afford

do you think Santa could fit all that in his sack?

a full nights uninterrupted sleep
a day's pampering at a spa
a designer vagina
a big enough win on the lottery to not have to worry about money again but not loads and loads if that makes any sense
a new car

thats about it I'm not greedy