andhow cna you be an atheist an go along wiht fatehr chrismtas

[TheHighwayCod]

why nto make GOD and father chritmas the same deity

because the point of being an atheist is you don't believe in deities

god you're dumb sometimes

oh and you can believe in coca-cola and be an atheist

diet coke and we are tlkaing

yeh

what she said

dumbass

so you dont do god
but oyu do santa
nob arses

one brings presents

work it out

knob arses

well then how about the tooth fairy?

and the easter bunny?

isn't it better just to do it all the pagan way!?

no bunny, no father christmas, still the same holiday cheer.

no....nob arses. Knobs are on doors

Tooth fairies?

You know you get the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny, none of which are Christian? Well, Father Christmas is the Christmas Fairy.

I wet my pants at nob arses .. then the spelling correction of knob arses then the taking it back

seriously

must do kegels

Father Christmas is gay

He isn't gay

Is father Christmas a noofta?

I thought knob was spelt with a K in this context?

I was trying to think of a chimney joke....

nope, nob is nob when its a willy.... door knob is knob.

If he is gay he would have to be a Bear

that big belly and beard

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bugerybollox

go on then, if it menas i get more pressies

Where is Franny?

Santa Claus Slash

"Once in bed, Santa's body proved to be young, lean and muscular, as well as surprisingly tanned for someone who spent most of the year at the North Pole. He made love energetically, his only inhibition being his sensitivity about his beard. Peter was allowed to stroke its silky softness but not to pull or run his fingers through it. Otherwise Peter could do as he wished and though the hour was spent in more athletics than cuddling, in no way was he disappointed."

we've had this knob v nob debate before

its nob but I prefer nob stick myself

the coming of Santa Claus??!!!

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