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Right which one of you was it!! (Light hearted)

63 replies

Wilf83 · 16/12/2014 18:32

that bought the last of the ribbon that I need! Went into town today to get some more only to find it's all sold out. I'm also holding the shop accountable as they were doing 20% off all Christmas items.

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ihatethecold · 17/12/2014 20:14

Crispy egg? Don't think so Confused

Biscetti · 17/12/2014 20:15

I forgot to put my sprouts on in October. I'm fucked aren't I? Sad

BuilderMammy · 17/12/2014 20:16

Eleven.

LapsedTwentysomething · 17/12/2014 20:22

I love trifle with my sherry, but the kids insist on jelly. Bleurgh.

Mrsmorton · 17/12/2014 20:24

It will only fit in the oven if we chop its head off but DF likes looking it in the eyes when he serves it.

Tykeisagirl · 17/12/2014 20:26

AIBU to tell DH to shut up about Paul Merton?

iklboo · 17/12/2014 20:29

I find if you start off slowly, but increase the speed & rhythm as you go it all works out quite well for everyone in the end.

TheLostPelvicFloorOfPoosh · 17/12/2014 20:30

I couldn't decide between the Tunis and the Red Velvet, so I got a cabbage.

petswinprizes · 17/12/2014 20:33

I found that the dog had done it, with smiley faces and everything Sad

Whereisegg · 17/12/2014 20:35

I think I'm going to have to attack it with the tweezers.

RhubarbAndMustard · 17/12/2014 20:37

My DS opened the wrong door on his calendar today. Now we don't know where we are.

nickdrakeslovechild · 17/12/2014 20:39

Help, it's hurting my head.

CarcerDun · 17/12/2014 20:40

I think if you turn the handle to the left, the beads come loose.

LeBearPolar · 17/12/2014 20:49

Lovefilm sent both Elementary AND Mad Men so how do I know which one to choose first? Confused

hesterton · 17/12/2014 20:55

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HopeAndChristmasStories · 17/12/2014 21:23

Green. Always green.

NormaSnickers · 17/12/2014 21:36

In my experience, the bendy ones are always the best.

DamselNotInHerDress · 17/12/2014 21:49

We've decided not to bother this year. No one else appreciated it last year, so a good decision all round Wink

WeaselOfWimbledon · 17/12/2014 21:59

My friend found my one and used it for herself!

Coumarin · 18/12/2014 05:34

It's full of stuff I don't eat and has really baffled me.

Yabu.

ThomasMaraJrsSubpoena · 18/12/2014 06:02

...And then they blew up the building....

NewEraNewMindset · 18/12/2014 06:07

She said that I wouldn't even notice and then the bloody assistant went and broke it into three pieces whilst wrapping. I'm going to just send it anyway and if someone says anything I'll deny all knowledge.

SantasLittleMonkeyButler · 18/12/2014 06:13

YANBU. At all.

Personally, I'd call 101 straight away. Vicar or not, you need your dress back.

Hairylegs47 · 18/12/2014 06:15

Those 'Huns' at Net Mums are just relentless.

But on a lighter note, I'm thinking of all those savings as the A/C is switched off.

FishWithABicycle · 18/12/2014 06:19

I did that once. It went a bit wrong. There are stains on the kitchen ceilings at several of the houses of my family and friends.